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How many times do we have to beat this guy?

Exactly.

This might be the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever heard. Maybe you can tax the companies who employ those who work from home, since they are saving money by not having to provide as much office space, office supplies, technology (network bandwidth), etc.

I sent this:

Fucking. Jackasses.

Ah yes, conservatives. The folks who champion personal responsibility until that responsibility is “don’t be a prick.” Then it’s everyone else’s fault for being annoyed or upset at their behavior.

AOC is a goddamned national treasure. Unabashedly progressive, kicked moderate ass in her elections, calls Republicans on their bullshit, skillfully claps back when they try to attack her, and she somehow successfully managed to merge political awareness with Twitch in a way that didn’t feel forced or scripted? In my

I SEE THEM! THEY’RE COMING! NECKBEARDS RIGHT AHEAD! 

No biggie. I found a flash drive in the park that has a Word doc in which Donald J. Trump lists his IOUs to numerous off-shore interests and also confesses to having Jeffrey Epstein strangled. It’s completely real.

Starting with a robust and interesting system with lots of choice, and then dumbing it down over time? That doesn’t sound like Blizzar- oh, wait...

It scares me how many people are fooled by this, and how many people don’t understand history. or human nature. Women were not clamoring for the pill forever if they didn’t need it. or want it. If natural family planning was so effective, no one would be wanting the pill. This is what frustrates the shit out of me. I

You hear it in the assertion that New York, a city in which I live, is burning, and the mainstreaming of conspiracy theories about busloads of armed activists descending on rural communities en-masse.

“I didn’t know murdering someone was illegal until I got in trouble from  murdering someone”

I follow Jim on Twitter and he’s let some of the steam out before, although it has always been in tiny puffs – and each time he was told to stick to comedy. Maybe Donald Trump should have stuck to reality TV, you jizz stains.

All I can say is: fuck yeah, Jim. Let it out. I actually love the humor he’s known for, but

Called Nexus War, Season 4 sees Thor and other Marvel characters arrive on the game’s battle royale island to stop villain Galactus from destroying reality.

Is there any way for the rest of us to encourage Florida to secede or at least change their state motto to “Hold My Beer!”

Imagine creating an organization that celebrates conspicuous consumption and unearned wealth and then having either the extreme self-awareness, or the extreme lack thereof, to call your organization One Percent.

As someone whose fandom in the Big G was cemented as early as 5 years old, let me just get in front of the other Olds and say: this short is fucking wonderful and fucking canon.