God damn does this place hate everything that is awesome. That 70s show is great.....granted the last season with that “Randy” character was rough.

The dad of someone I went to school with was diagnosed with stage IV bladder cancer and given a very short time to live. His daughter started him on one of the swanky, this stuff cures cancer, juice things and now claims he is cured (7 months later.) Why do these people not think, hmmmm, maybe dad was misdiagnosed…

Wow, I also stopped when she got to the “science box.” I couldn’t take it anymore.

This is classic psychopathic behavior. I’m beginning to think we should all be better schooled in recognizing people like this.

Congratulations, anti-vaxxers. You did it! You saved her from autism!

There’s no way NOLA’s dot isn’t red. I call foul on this map.

I hate when people bully me about being a child porn aficionado.

You know in past years, I was really confused as to why Bowman did this move intsead of that one, why didnt he address some depth issues at Center a D, but after winning 3 cups, he’s shown me why he’s the GM and Im playing GM from my couch. I learned my lessons, dont doubt this guy because he has a plan!

You’re hoisting the Cup one day, and then living in Ohio the next. Saad indeed.

in the words of the man who pierced mine,

because it’s important to tell people who like MacFarlane that they have bad taste.

Your mother wouldn’t let you leave the dinner table until everyone had finished. The etiquitte standards should actually be higher in a “fine dining” establishment.

Does this motherfucker not understand that this is what WE ARE EXPECTED TO DO BY EVERY CUSTOMER? Every time you complain about us taking away your dirty dishes, we get complained at 500 times more for not removing fucking garbage. You OCD weirdshits.

I, for one, cannot wait until Ferdman tells us about the time a literal Communist tried to refill his water glass too soon.

I couldn’t fit this in the post itself, but it made me laugh:

I’m beginning to suspect that we’re overemphasizing object permanence in early childhood development, to the point that we’re raising generations of people who not only understand that objects continue to exist when we cannot sense them, but seem to believe that those same objects must exist in the exact same state…

I don't think the point of the payday loans segment was to shame the people who needed them but rather the predatory loaners who through exuberant interest percentages were taking advantage of people who were desperate.

I think you missed the point of that rant.

I did not think he was shaming the people who had to sue, but was shaming the companies.

Is it too early for heroin