Either that or the jackasses in this thread saying we should forgive and forget.

So if you get a c-section that somehow helps a woman in Africa get one? Is this like those Toms shoes where they donate a pair for every pair that they sell?

I have actually argued with people who don't believe it's just mascara. People have accused me of lying about getting extensions. This stuff is magic.

I have actually argued with people who don't believe it's just mascara. People have accused me of lying about…

I JUST CAME HERE TO SAY THAT I FUCKING LOVE MAKEUP AND I LOVE TALKING ABOUT IT WITH ALL YOU AWESOME GODESSES LETS NEVER LEAVE THIS POST EVER.

I JUST CAME HERE TO SAY THAT I FUCKING LOVE MAKEUP AND I LOVE TALKING ABOUT IT WITH ALL YOU AWESOME GODESSES LETS…

Yes, I have. When the mascara is clumpy and it appears that the lady has five to nine extremely thick lumpen strands of eyelash, I think "What cheap shitty mascara. Maybe she grew up without a mom."

Yes, I have. When the mascara is clumpy and it appears that the lady has five to nine extremely thick lumpen strands…

Why do people like this? It's so terrible!it does absolutely nothing but end up making you look like a cheap hooker. You might as well not wear anything, unless you want to look like a cheap hooker, then go right ahead

Why do people like this? It's so terrible!it does absolutely nothing but end up making you look like a cheap hooker.…

YEP! I want to like it since it's an iconic product but it really does suck. The brush sucks. The consistency sucks. I.Just.Can't.

YEP! I want to like it since it's an iconic product but it really does suck. The brush sucks. The consistency…

Benefit They're Real! It has ruined me for all other mascaras. It perfectly separates your lashes and gets the right amount of mascara on them, so no clumps. Also, it looks really natural. I've had several times where people compliment me on my long lashes and then are surprised to hear I'm wearing mascara. It is the…

Benefit They're Real! It has ruined me for all other mascaras. It perfectly separates your lashes and gets the right…

TWINSIES.

TWINSIES.

I am deeply invested in the outcome of this post because I am obsessed with mascara and am currently deeply dissatisfied with everything. I'm using a tube of something by Tarte and hate it - incredibly waterproof but clumpy and not helping my stubby little lashes at all. Before that I tried and returned a tube of Too…

I am deeply invested in the outcome of this post because I am obsessed with mascara and am currently deeply…

Benefit They're Real. Absolutely. My grandmother, who criticizes EVERYTHING about my appearance, pulled me aside at Christmas to ask me where I got my falsies from, because they were gorgeous. She seriously did not believe that it was just mascara.

Benefit They're Real. Absolutely. My grandmother, who criticizes EVERYTHING about my appearance, pulled me aside…

THIS IS THE CRAPPIEST MASCARA EVERY CREATED! there i said it.

THIS IS THE CRAPPIEST MASCARA EVERY CREATED! there i said it.

I effing loved that article.

There's a story here and I can't be the only one who wants to hear it.

Ours is a long story, too long to recount here, so I'll say this...if our story had a title it would be:

EEEEEEEEW!

Just today a contractor called to talk about insurance. He told me I sounded like I could be his daughter. Then he said “Just pretend I’m your daddy.”

First timer. I booked a rental (basically like a small attached apartment) in St. X for our honeymoon. We had been to the island before and loved it - probably because we stayed at a nice hotel. Not this this time thanks to being broke from our backyard wedding and my being a cheap ass. So, we get to the apartment…

My new husband and I stayed in a cute little cabin on the Olympic Peninsula and cooked for ourselves the whole week while exploring the rain forest and local beaches. The very last night, we decided to splurge on a nice dinner out. We got all dolled up and had a drink or two and had a lovely evening. Driving along the…

ON YOUR LEG?????