I was very intoxicated and started some... indiscretions in a photo booth at a bar. And then the camera started going off. No idea who put the money in or got it to go. I nearly fell out of the booth and snatched them away and started ripping them up while the guy sat there confused. I borderline shouted "NO WE…

What really irks me about the "infertile parents should just adopt!" argument is there's a chance someone you're talking to was conceived through fertility treatments. Like me. Me and my twin brother were the result of a long process of doctor's appointments and hormone treatments and I think eventually IVF. Sorry…

I love this argument, because I was an IVF baby, and I really enjoy the implication that my parents were too lazy/selfish to adopt and that I shouldn't exist. Thanks.

"I'm looking for eaerrings." "Well, what kind, like studs?" "Are those the ones that go through your ears?" "...Well they all go through your ears." From my work in a jewelry store. My other favorite: "I bought this bracelet from you 3 years ago and have never been able to figure out how to take it off, can you…

I went to school in Illinois, and when I was a senior in high school our district outright banned leggings as pants and yet I don't remember a national news story about it...

That and every fucking person is like "I'm a good drunk driver." Like anyone who ever got behind the wheel ever thought "Wow, I'm a terrible drunk driver!" People believe in the stupid fallacy that they couldn't POSSIBLY hurt someone. I agree, pass some actual serious punishment against these people.

Honestly by offense 3 you should just never be allowed to drive again. Clearly you have shown you cannot handle the responsibility of a drivers' license. Also get rid of this "possible" ignition interlock and "possible" restricted license. Those should be definite things at offense 1.

One of my friends got a ticket for texting and driving and her excuse to me was "Well I didn't know it was illegal here yet." my response was THAT'S NOT WHY YOU DON'T TEXT AND DRIVE. Forget about illegality, you could straight up KILL someone. Same goes for drinking and driving. Why isn't "vehicular manslaughter"…

Yeah, I really think they handled it fine. What would the follow up be, even?! Throw away the garment. The end. Did she want a phone call confirming it? Also I was wondering how she put on a bikini bottom without realizing there was blood all over it. I usually am looking at my pants when I put them on

This is the reason I go to the gym. All my friends see me going and tell me "but you're SO skinny, you don't need to go to the gym. What are you even trying to accomplish?" It's like no one understands there are benefits to exercise that are NOT weight related. I could sit around all day and eat cheetos and probably…

Agreed. The health advice: appreciated. (Although I would not consider marathon runners "unfit." Cardio is good for your heart, I find it hard to believe there's an epidemic of marathon runners with high cholesterol. Correct me if I'm wrong.) Commentary about "ew skinny people look gross thank god they're unhealthy…

You can also make wine with a bottle of grape juice and brewer's yeast. Maybe not as classy or actually good, but definitely cheap.

Those may all be true things, but again, it tastes delicious, so I don't care.

"hmm, you only refilled my water glass once, so I guess you just won't be getting healthcare today."

Most food service jobs don't even pay minimum wage. Seriously, you don't even have to pay your servers 7 bucks an hour and you're gonna complain about an extra few cents per serving to give them healthcare?

Nowhere in the Bible does it say "Thou shalt not use thy common sense and not take thy dying child to a doctor."

I'm glad someone else has his opinion. I really think he's funny, but I just can't watch the Daily Show. The writing is fantastic but something about his TV performance I don't like.

I remember being really frustrated at age 6 when I couldn't find any "girl" lego sets. I found one, and it was really small, and not that interesting. So eventually for Christmas or something my parents bought me the giant space shuttle Lego set that I said I wanted and didn't give a crap that it was a "boy" set. …

I think once she lost her distinctive look, she became just another generic looking actress. It's sad because she is talented.

I remember seeing an interview with her when I was younger where she distinctly said she loved her "hump" and couldn't see getting rid of it in the near feature. I don't know what happened to change her image of herself, but it's very disappointing. She was perfectly fine before, and like you said, now her face…