Oh, where to begin?! I worked in a jewelry store in high school. My boss was NUTS. She NEVER showed up on time at opening. She had me come in on a night we were closed once to get extra work done- she showed up nearly an hour late, after I sat in the parking lot in my car, alone, at night, and proceeded to keep me…

Right? I feel like a way to have people feel good about their bodies is not adding shock value to a regular bodily process.

The fact that the show even HAS plastic surgeons....

So let me start off here by saying this girl does NOT need plastic surgery. But I don't like the implication that plastic surgery is shameful and no one should get it. This particular doctor is clearly an ass but there are plenty of reasonable plastic surgeons out there. I had a really disgusting, big, completely…

I would say go for it! Anyone who wants to judge you for throwing a bitchin' party sounds like someone I wouldn't want to be friends with. Ten years IS an accomplishment, plus I'm sure people would be understanding if they know you never had a wedding in the first place. Then again, maybe your doubts are valid and…

I don't know if I see this as a "warped standards of beauty thing" so much as some ASSHOLE plastic surgeon making a girl feel like she's ugly because he wants to make money off of her. It's probably a little bit of both. Either way, FUCKED. UP.

I totally respect that decision. I'm sure it was very difficult to make that call, and it's admirable that you and your fiance didn't get in over your head.

True love is spending everything you have and then some.

REAL friends pile on massive debt for their friends' wedding gifts.

Wait, you mean instead of asking my guests for money I should just plan a wedding I can actually afford?! Witchery! Who would even have thought of that!

Flat iron trick. Story of my life. Can't figure out how they get it so nice in the salon. Spent so much money on tools/product only to have a damn frizzball on my head at all times. I will never understand how hair salons are just magic, no matter what I do at home I just end up looking like Hermione Granger in the…

That will show them!!!1

RIGHT? *jaw-drop*

Yeah, I don't feel sorry for anyone who DIDN'T think cinnabon is 3 meals' worth of fat and calories.

Wait, so how long before idiot twitter users get upset about how Miss World isn't representative of the world?

I'd much rather have a company be "Hey, we're delicious and also terrible for you." than all the other companies out there pretending their food is healthy.

That sums up my junior high/early high school experience. When I was 13 I had a cyst that burst and I think that was why it was so painful the first few years. I noticed ibuprofen works as long as you take it when you first feel pain and not on an empty stomach! My problem would be when my cramps started as soon as…

My period is highly irregular, but there's usually that one super painful cramp that I swear to god kicks the whole thing off. It's like you feel it, then BAM, blood in your underwear. Since my period is so weird and seems to come and go as it pleases I am always trying to differentiate between cramps or if I just…

Blacking out in the nurse's office from cramps in middle school ftw.

I ALWAYS THOUGHT THIS WAS ALL IN MY HEAD. I'm actually so glad that there's a scientific explanation for it and I'm not just weird. (TMI ALERT) It also explains why when I was younger and had particularly painful periods I had to do the lovely "sit on the toilet with a trashcan in front of you because you are puking…