My high school just did away with valedictorian and class rank. You could find out your percentile but they didn't disclose a number ranking. We didn't have a valedictorian, we had 3 speakers who had submitted speeches and the administration approved.

I honestly sat and thought for about 5 minutes trying to remember how Paris Hilton got famous. Nothing.

I think she was referring to what she feels is Jenny McCarthy's attitude towards autistic children, not what she thinks of autistic children. But I could be wrong.

Sure is funny how the Bible takes a different tone when you actually read all the words!

Jesus wandered around with long hair telling everyone to help the poor and handing out free healthcare. The conservatives would have hated him.

I'm just waiting for God to come down and say "What? No. That's not what I meant at all. What are you people doing?!"

Funny how right-wingers only pay attention to the Bible when it suits their backwards agenda. "Love thy neighbor? WHAT? NO! HE'S GAY! LALALALALALA NOT LISTENING!"

Colossians 3:18 "Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord. " Sorry, Bryan Fisher, I'm not reading this as "Hey honey I'll feel bad if you make more money than me, so just stay home so I can be a big man, OK?"

Amen! Why assume that because you're not the one working a 9-5 that you MUST be "useless"?

Thanks for really considering wife's feelings here. Ever think she might not like making less money than you? Also I don't interpret "Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands" as "Honey stay home and let me be the breadwinner so I don't feel bad." It would make you feel "uncomfortable"? Congratulations,…

She got a visa... because the US has visas for specifically for victims of crimes... so... yes, she gets to stay in the country. What's the better outcome? She gets deported and her rapist goes unreported? It's not like the fact that she was undocumented makes him any less of a rapist. It might be just a LITTLE…

That's ridiculous. How can we cap the amount of visas given to crime victims?! If you're rape victim 10,001 you just get forgotten?

Aside from the hair... I don't see it.

vegan & gluten free! flyers made on recyclable paper with soy ink!

What about fundraising with a bake sale? Everyone loves cookies! Though I guess everyone loves porn too...

Well sir, you're free to fell that way, and millions of women are also free to not have sex with you. You're just giving a leg-up the men that don't feel like they need to tell women what their grooming habits should be. I'm sure they'll thank you.

Just... ouch. I would've lasted 5 minutes before I decided I would just we walking the red carpet barefoot.

Can't even enjoy my lunch guilt-free now. THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

Kefir by any chance?

I hope the "$50 a bottle" and "it can make the scalp itch" weren't talking about the same product.... yikes, I'd be asking for a refund.