Just... ouch. I would've lasted 5 minutes before I decided I would just we walking the red carpet barefoot.

Can't even enjoy my lunch guilt-free now. THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

Kefir by any chance?

I hope the "$50 a bottle" and "it can make the scalp itch" weren't talking about the same product.... yikes, I'd be asking for a refund.

A) I don't have to agree with all the comments. I didn't make them. I read the article, and then I made my own comment. B) "...is a dumb term and proves how dumb you internet feminist are." What an intellectual analysis. Though, quite frankly, I don't know what I expected after your first response. C) Why are you…

No one is condoning Farrah's behavior, we're condemning Chrissy's. Aren't you a little bothered that adult women are resorting to high school level name calling? Yeah, her behavior's trashy... but that makes calling her a "slut" the moral high ground how...? Also, Chrissy has no stake in Farrah's life, she's just…

To your credit, that really does sound like something Bachmann would say.....

You should contact Badlands and pitch the idea.

Check out her video about the mermaid who becomes a popstar. Hiiiiiilarious. Although you've probably already seen it.

Even if you make the argument "comics get heckled all the time" (which doesn't make it right) doesn't the club have some responsibility to the other audience members? If I were watching the show I'd be really pissed some guy was shouting at the performer and the club was sitting around doing nothing! Even movie…

I don't understand why people would willingly ruin a show they paid to see! If you think you're so funny, go to some open mics and actually do comedy.

I think the bigger deal is she wasn't allowed to respond. Also, comics don't like being heckled. In no other type of performance are you allowed to interrupt the performer. You don't bring a violin to a symphony and start playing, and you shouldn't go to a comedy show to shout things you think are funny at the…

"We thought you liked it"? Umm, does ANYONE like having that shouted at them? And does any performer like being interrupted by drunken audience members? The staff clearly was too lazy to do anything or had no common sense about it.

I could never afford many things from hollister/a&f and now I'm really thankful that more of my family's money didn't go to them.

Unused neon outfit from spring breakers?

...I don't think this says that at all. All it says is there are nice people in the world, and yes, this one happened to be rich. Would it somehow be better if the rich man walked into the restaurant and left an average tip?

It's just a little hard for me to respect my vagina when you're referring to it as a "ladyflower."

My thoughts.....

Ugh, but what if our vaginas become TOO PRETTY and then the menfolk just can't control their wayward penises and rape us? Are we gonna end up told that well we were just ASKING for it with our bleached vaginas?

I like how he goes from "abortion on demand" to "school shootings" with absolutely no link whatsoever. Please connect the dots for me congressman, I missed something in between those 2 sentences. also, what if school shooters were aborted before they were born? AWWW SNAP. THERE'S AN ARGUMENT THAT MAKES ABOUT JUST…