Anyone else feel just a LITTLE bit more empowered knowing that they can cause earthquakes? This is it ladies, this is what the women's movement has been about all along.

But does the GUN come in pink, too? Because otherwise I can't use it. NRA, do you understand my womanly needs at ALL?

Ditto, it looks pretty uncomfortable...

I mean... We all would have been pretty disappointed if she went with some run-of-the-mill scheme from the average bridal shop, I guess.

And I thought the nautical themed flower girl dress I had to wear once was bad...

.....That sounds like an unnecessary response for someone just stating their taste in books.

Unpopular opinion: Really never cared for To Kill a Mockingbird. It wasn't bad, I just never understood people who gushed about how it changed their life. I just thought it was kind of a nice story, that was it. Same with people who love Catcher in the Rye, I just don't get it. Maybe I was too young when I read…

Nice to know terrible fashion trends transcend borders. Yayyy bump its!

Well Zach, thanks for telling everyone via school newspaper that you are a huge creep!

I try to do an elliptical 30 minutes a day a few times a week and I'm 100 pounds, so fuck you, DH Kiefer. I'll be sure to hit you up if I ever feel I'm getting doughy so you can use me in your "study."

Get Lucky is perfect. Quintessential going-out jam.

I think there are valid reasons to have dress codes in junior high. I think "distracting the boys" is a stupid one but I do not think it is appropriate for 13 or 14 year olds to run around in something too short or sheer, mainly because it is kinda sexualizing someone who IS a minor. As someone who has worn…

attack of the clones?

I spy a manicure. TREAT YO SELF.

When I here "Fly Girls," I think this. In Living Color references, anyone?

Aaaaand "Awkward Moment of the Year" award goes to....

Well, now I MUST see this.

I hate when people like this try to pull in Jesus and the Bible to justify it. Yeah, I'm sure God is REALLY down with raping people. He totally approves of your "You deserve rape" sign, dude. I don't remember covering "Dressing like a slut is not OK, but raping people is totally OK" in Sunday school.

How does one respond to being kicked out of a country for being too good looking? "This is an OUTRAGE!... but also, thank you, I am so flattered."

Why don't we have the annotation technology to draw dicks on people's faces yet?