Yeah! That super slide scared his HALF TO DEATH! Definite grandpa language there.

Exactly what I was thinking. He and Grandpa must get along like gangbusters!

Oh my god, he sounds like a tiny, 1920s gangster.

The funniest thing about it is that when he's got the mic in his hand he sounds like a news reporter in the middle of a hurricane.

I seriously came here thinking that this was a post about A Tribe Called Quest, whose Q-Tip has always been manly enough, thank you.

I hate this shit. Punishment is a vital part of parenting, but this 'viral punishment' bullshit needs to stop. That's not how you build a future adult; that's how you tear down and humiliate a person you have power over and cause possible—and totally justifiable—lifelong deep-seated resentment. Also, I know nothing…

I know it can be hard to understand, but after many years on a waiting list for a private adoption after we were told we aren't good candidates for institutional adoption, and knowing we flat-out can't afford international adoption, we found an altruistic surrogate. She is receiving a very modest compensation but is…

Is it at all possible that the Australian parents were unaware that the surrogate did not abort the boy? Are we sure that they intentionally abandoned this child, or could the agent have simply presented them with the girl and pretended that the boy was never actually born?

Yeah, that was the part that raised my eyebrows too. On the one hand, it's her body and her decision. On the other, the child who would result of her pregnancy was unwanted by the people it "belongs" to. I would think that choosing someone for surrogacy would mean making sure you'll all on the same page with the "what…

This is precisely what I was thinking. "Your ad is coming" - actually it already has. They made the walk of shame one for those kind of ladies, the meeting room one for the working women, the mom one for the stay at home moms. They really covered all their bases. But we have to get outraged at everything these…

There are days that I think Obama's other job could have been a high school teacher. Like, that super popular one all of the kids love and they do a Mr. Holland's Opus retirement party for him.

All I came here for.

I need these.

I don't think it's saying that every woman is like that. It's not an uncommon goal to want a marriage and kids, firstly. And secondly, the ad is marketed towards that set of women. The same as the "walk of shame" ad is marketed towards women who're hooking up a lot, and the "stuck in a meeting" one is for a working…

Not offensive. Good grief. When I was going clubbing, the truth is I was hoping to meet someone. I would say most of us there were.

I did, by the way. But I cannot recall the shoes that brought down the big game.

Also, regarding the kindergarten ad... there are stay at home moms. They do exist!

I think it's pretty funny. I'd rather have "starter husband hunting" wear than "club" wear. Starter husband hunting sounds wayyyy more fun.

Happy 2-Become-1 Anniversary, Chavril! And a heartfelt thanks for taking each other off the market, possibly permanently.

I am an intelligent, socially conscious, educated man. I've taken gender, sex and sexuality courses in college. I would consider myself a feminist in that I support the rights of women. And I know that things like dress, body hair, makeup, etc. are social constructs. But DAMN, nothing reminds me more that I am a…

This is me. I always scoff at the "prep time: 10 minutes, total cook time: 30 minutes" estimates because I know that in my tiny kitchen with the constant using, rewashing, and re-using of the same measuring bowls, and trying to keep the cats out while I'm cooking it's more like prep time: 1 hour, total cook time, 7…

I'm not a bad cook, so much as slow and disorganized. There used to be a series called The 60 Minute Gourmet. Worked fine, except for me it was more like 360 minutes.