The original M3 killer...

Yes, but it would #BreakTheInternet

no sir you may not. that little number is too hot for purtian america. get yourself a big old silverado denali ifuckmcmansion truck instead. much safer...

This kind of activity screams professional Russian soldiers.

There are much deathtrap-ier cars around:

All I want is a relaunch of the Chevy LUV.

I thought it was just Trogdor!!

This would be me.

Don't worry, I'm sure other states have plenty of stupid people as well. Also, I love cheese.

mmmmm, Werthersee.

BRZ and Miata owners...

How about: Mustang II?

Number of Jalops surprised by this announcement: Zero.

YES!!!!
(sadly no one will buy it because we're all broke.)

I think it's a de-stroked version of the newest GTI unit. Truth be told, the MKIV 1.8t would probably be an improvement over the base 2.5l i5.

Paid leave? That's a fucking vacation!

Remove the back seats and rear end of the Renegade and suddenly you have the coolest little truck on the planet! Give us a new Comanche!!!!

That plan. Lets do that one.