I thought it was just Trogdor!!

This would be me.

Don't worry, I'm sure other states have plenty of stupid people as well. Also, I love cheese.

mmmmm, Werthersee.

BRZ and Miata owners...

How about: Mustang II?

Number of Jalops surprised by this announcement: Zero.

YES!!!!
(sadly no one will buy it because we're all broke.)

I think it's a de-stroked version of the newest GTI unit. Truth be told, the MKIV 1.8t would probably be an improvement over the base 2.5l i5.

Paid leave? That's a fucking vacation!

Remove the back seats and rear end of the Renegade and suddenly you have the coolest little truck on the planet! Give us a new Comanche!!!!

That plan. Lets do that one.

Thank you for not burning the cars, Ukraine. This why you're the best and not Canada.

Dear Audi,

How much?

One of the most pornographic car collections in America and that's your takeaway? REALLY?

I'm more interested in that camera car....

Spindle Grille...I BANISH THEE