Bad places to put plane engines:

Perhaps because without engines they’d never get off the ground?

That’s quite a cool modification. Star for you. That goes up on the Rear Running Lamp hall of fame with the Unobtanium Mark VIII neon lamp.

Yes!!!

MEGATON.

Seriously?

A megaton is 1 million tons. The MOAB is 11 tons of TNT equivalent.

Clearly we should have written another strongly worded letter. Won’t somebody think of the terrorists!

Obviously it doesn’t make much sense to talk about this as a precision weapon, but you seem to have a very flawed definition of a “megaton”