Arm wrestling contest.......that’s a little “Over the Top”

Yes! And don’t forget the blow. Just remeber, never give the hooker the scratch to get the blow. Because of course you will NEVER get the blow.

I mean this article effectively opened with “Since the election”

And a trunk built for hauling dead hookers. What’s not to like?!

Dude, the chicks will be digging you big time, and this thing has TWO BENCH SEATS!!! This is basically a minivan with style my friend.

Oh, the early ‘70s... where climate controls were put where she won’t be able to fiddle with them unless she’s already leaned over to perform her other womanly duties.

Actually, the author flavored the entire opening with politics. So no, they weren’t the first asshole to make it political.

And while you’re cocking the bow for another shot, the guy with a gun just put three rounds into you.

Gun probably required for all of the Bernie supporters who no longer want to “share the wealth.”

I agree and had a similar situation happen to me. Only it involved the chastity belt I made my GF wear. She dumped me for a locksmith.

“I’m an asocial hermit. Also my company is of no value to anyone.”

It’s his land, his float. Park that shit with pride. Besides, it’d still be more attractive than a Jeep Compass.

If you’re comparing an M-35 or antique firefighting vehicle to the shitty paper mache Muppet float your kid worked on, you’re a fucking idiot.

Location, location, location!!!!! IMA RIGHT!?!?!? Sorry but being an ‘eye sore’ to anyone is offense to the people who own them. If you think it’s an eye sore then move the hell out of the neighbor hood. It’s FUHAKING AMERICA!!!! If I wanted to put a Boeing 747 in my front lawn and pay taxes on my property just like…

I really, really don’t care. The reason I don’t care is because I’m not a controlling, busybody asshole.

What gives you the right to decide what is an eyesore?

If it’s not hurting anyone, sure.

Reading. You should try it. I’m not talking just about Trump voters. I’m talking about everyone who blindly votes in an incumbent who’s a piece of shit on both sides of the aisle. And yes, they definitely exist on the democratic side too.

“Less evil” does not equal “not evil”.

Great generalization of white millennials... You are seriously getting paid to spew this crap? Oh, that’s right, us whities are just keeping the black folk down like usual. Your “woe is me” attitude is pathetic, regardless of your race.