“Its easier to ask forgiveness than it is to ask permission. Except when you want forgiveness for getting their vibrator stuck in your ass”

I mention your SO knowing for this reason in OP. Though hopefully people are thoroughly cleaning between uses on orifices anyway.

Psh, you’re no fun.

I was thinking you’d yank that string like starting a lawn mower!

No good. Anal beads work because the shape acts like a flare sort of and they often get thicker as they go along. Tampons get stuck up vaginas fairly often (see this article for one example ha). A string is too easy to disappear up an orifice. Gotta have the right shape. Even a poorly chosen, cheaply-made anal…

Fabulous username reference, btw :)

Please please PLEASE make this happen. I mean, an iPhone and Final Cut Pro, a couple hours on a Saturday afternoon, and we have one hell of a PSA.

It would be a beautiful The More You Know. Celia turns to camera, very serious. “Remember, men. Flared base masturbators for butt-stuff. Never get a bullet vibe stuck in your rectum. Flared bases prevent rectal accidents.” The “do do do” tune chimes, Celia smiles slightly but conveying all the seriousness of the…

Remember, adequate men, do not use your SO’s vibrator for yourself if SO isn’t using a prostate/rectum friendly one (and SO does not know obviously). That means flared bases. Don’t get your wife’s 6 inch dildo get stuck up in there. Get your own flared base anal masturbator.