Alec Baldwin is less sad if you imagine Jack Donaghy saying the things that come out of his mouth.

"I won't be in tomorrow, Lemon, I'm being subpoenaed by the Gay Department of Justice."

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"Dreams can be a sad, scary place." I could of told you that. If I'm not dreaming something relatively sinister, it's a sex dream with an ex. If it's not that, the bloody alarm clock goes off right before I get to first base with Christina Hendricks. Now that's sad.