I'm going to mention this in a few different places and see what the reaction is:

Every. Single. One.

A study showed that e-cigs worsen air quality by adding nicotene, particulates, aluminum, and polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons to the air, all of which have been linked to various health concerns like cancer, lung disease, and heart disease.

I'm still bitter.

Are you sure that's a snake? It looks an awful lot like a hat.

Okay everyone, STAHP with the B&W thing.

Note to men (and people in general): If a woman drives up in a van and asks if you are single and doing anything tonight DO NOT GET IN THE VAN WITH THEM. That is stupid. You are not that good looking. Stop watching so much porn. Life doesn't work that way.

StarFox?

Garth Williams was so amazing. He helped bring one of my favorite fictional couples to life for me. And then Walt Disney fucking ruined them.

Both of your ideas have merit.

Considering how many Americans are obese, they could probably stand to 'waste' a lot more calories.

Moms everywhere vindicated.

Onions. Can't stand the taste, the smell or even the texture if I bite into one.

Alec Baldwin is less sad if you imagine Jack Donaghy saying the things that come out of his mouth.

"I won't be in tomorrow, Lemon, I'm being subpoenaed by the Gay Department of Justice."

It doesn't seem that way, but a sample of 2200 people likely produces something like a 2.0% margin of error for the evolution question (in which only 48% of US citizens said humans descended from other animals; margins of error are larger the closer the answers get to an even split).

Or walk around in air that's laden with moisture.

Well, it's true that in the Disney version, she says "Magic mirror." But Disney didn't write the line.

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If you spraypaint a tennis ball on one side, does it wobble around?

People really fail to grasp how big the Pacific ocean is, and that the earth is 70% water. Probably because they spend most of their time look at maps that are skewed to show the land masses nicely. Or maps that only feature America floating in a void.