Thank you for this little ray of hope.

Charles and Diana’s pairing came about for much the same reason people have disaster sex - the need for human closeness and comfort during a tough time.

What about the sugar cookies?!? Can we still have those?!?

We have to do all the hard work of containing the damage. I’m sorry.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

Nope. Her goal is to funnel public money into private religious schools, so that the children can learn that Jesus rode on a dinosaur.

Yeah, I don’t see how else they could have handled it. I mean, I wanted Moonlight to win, but the La La Land people made the kind of movie they want to make and did a good job of it by all accounts, and I’m not going to wish ill on them just because it’s not my cup of tea. I’m sure they’re mostly nice people who…

“Moonlight: Best Picture,” spat Horowitz.

Why the fuck do we continue to invite LITERAL hate groups to participate in “constructive” dialogue? I’m so tired of this “both sides need a voice” false equivalency fuckgarbage.

You know, for a place where I spend the majority of my time snarking and hating, I’m truly surprised at the responses I’ve gotten. Thanks so much! I’m literally speechless over here.

Not enough by far.

Would like to drop in a plug for Jeannette Winterson’s Written on the Body, an absolutely exquisite novel that undoes gender in brilliant ways. Also, if you read Stone Butch Blues and/or Fun Home—and you should—keep tissues handy. I used to teach both, and spent considerable time on the last few panels of the latter.…

I am honestly EXTREMELY disappointed in Jezebel for not including that McCorvey was in a lesbian relationship for 35 years, a source of much contention between her and the conservatives that have tried to ‘claim’ her legacy. This woman was clearly used as a pawn by both sides of the abortion wars - a situation she…

How dare you bring Ivanka into this.

Man it would have been crazy if the entirety of the Right, including Congress, had spent the last eight years looking for an excuse to take down Obama or Hillary. Crazy. That’s a crazy thing that I can’t imagine having happened.

While I like quite a few of the acts on the show, it was mostly just passive watching for me. However, A Tribe Called Quest was the only performers who made me sit the fuck up (OK, mostly figuratively since I’ve had some medical issues recently). They were perfection.

Well I’ve got good news and bad news, idiot. The bad news is you ain’t seen nothing yet. You think it’s hard right now? A month from now, when the leaks are constant, when the hacks have begun in earnest, when the public is literally camped in your lawn baying for your blood, you’re going to look back on this time as…

Shit has happened. There is natural disasters in Louisiana. We are having floods and mudslides in California (people have lost their homes and some their lives)....no Trump. Not even a mention of either one from his tweets. But you know, Nordstrom doesn’t want to carry his daughters bullshit clothing line because it…

If Between Two Ferns mated with a Real World: Chicago audition tape.