I'm genuinely curious what his ethnic background is. I'm not making any judgement or anything. Turns out that he is a naturalized US citizen from Eritrea, which is awesome.

Apparently he's from San Diego. Out of curiosity, I wonder what his ethnic background is. It's going to be interesting, because folks in flyover states or in the south may be initially excited to hear an American won, and then most of them will say , "Meb who?" It's always fantastic to show an American doing…

Normally I would agree with this, but the issue is that Hillary Clinton is literally the most qualified person to ever run for that office, if she decides to run. No one can say she would be running on her husband's coattails; I don't think anyone ever in US history has the resume she has, and yes, being the spouse…

Amusingly, the last time someone threw Catholics who were "tone-policing" out a window, we had the first and second Defenestrations of Prague, the second of which, in 1618, started the Thirty Years War, in which millions of people were killed.

Do you have one of these for sale? I'd like to buy it.

No Cookie FOR YOU!

Clearly not. This guy didn't, as of yet, kill anyone with a knife.

God. This song.

I actually went as Marge Simpson one Halloween (I'm a guy). It was a total last minute costume, which consisted of:

I find it interesting, and probably not studied as often as it should be, how most all animals, specially mammals, appear to be very concerned about using the restroom when others are around. I'm well aware that this goes back to a very primal instinct, which is that you are the most vulnerable you can be when on the…

Not alcohol, but still...

May I make a suggestion? I have two cats.

Can't you just use a fabric softener sheet like Bounce in the dryer? That always works for me...

And of course, what is equally as funny is setting a video of some dolled-up 1950's-1960's women with beehive hairdos dancing to some drum & bass or hardcore trance.

The expert was gonna eat it, but apparently it was just smelly mush.

Sweet! About time... My friends got married in San Francisco when Newsom was the mayor, and they moved to Texas. Soon their marriage will be legal there just like here. Awesome!

Yaaaay! San Francisco gets beat up on again. But as a long-time resident, I really hope they show something other than the bridge, downtown, or Alcatraz getting hammered.

I would like to say that the entertainment value of the amount of smack-talking that is about to occur here is going to be infinitely more enjoyable than that game.

This is very funny. This could be a super bowl commercial and people would be talking about it for weeks. Well done.

Whatever you do, DON'T OPEN IT.