I wish you were around when I was 12. My grandfather died and left me the Minnesota Twins. I didn’t like where things were going so I decided to manage the team myself. What a story that would have been, 12 year old manager brings in 13 year old reliever!

How on earth could you have just learned what a foul ball is in baseball?

Uh, if this is a “new baseball rule” that you just learned, you really have no business writing for a sports blog.

Michael Johnson’s 200 m time was 19.32 in 1996 so the author meant exactly what he said.

Since the question was specifically about the country, and bearing in mind that this kind of suspicion should never discredit any particular athlete, it’s worth mentioning that Jamaica has notoriously lax drug testing.

While coming back from my Grandfather’s funeral, I noticed someone was sitting in my aisle seat and asked him to move. He was sitting in the middle. I’m a large man (6'4) and so was he, and we were both sitting in the emergency exit row. The flight attendant was sitting across from us and he was chatting her up and…

I worked briefly at a software company where one of the engineers was named Lee Wei. I remember thinking that they sure did let him get away with a lot of stuff.

Enjoy unemployment you bitter fuckboy

Starred before I watched the clip. Didn’t even need to see it.

Roberto Cemente

He may be a baby, but he’s quite a cut up in the clubhouse.

Counterpoint: PKs is fine.

Messi missed a kick, but I wouldn’t call it a choke. A choke is what Denton is dealing with. Have you sent your resume to Buzzfeed yet?

Sorry, but not all takes matter

Couldn’t they both just file for Chapter 11, let Ziff-Davis buy them up, and then pretend like they have no legal problems?

Back in 2008 I actually spent a few weeks volunteering with one of the other charities that Kermit founded in Nairobi’s Kawangware Slum- The Ray of Hope Clinic and Community Center. From what I understood he funded the whole thing and was clearly making a HUGE difference in the community. I remember there was actually…

dude, nice, very chill story.

"Bro, you think THAT'S a story? I got a story that's way better, except it is about me and doesn't involve anyone famous."

Who knew that a nine-year old Rory Connell would beat a future Olympian by over five seconds? I mean, besides anyone who has ever had any conversation of any length with Rory Connell in the last 12 years.