See, this is where you’re “100%, indisputably wrong.” To deadspin, every single thing created by barstool, no matter what, is totally sexist, bro, wrong, slimy, gender-averse, heteronormative, privileged, white guys writing for a site that has daily Klu Klux Klan meetings in its corporate offices.

.....because a batter doesn’t have the ball in his hand?

I don't understand a single word of this, but it looks like really good analysis. Hopefully it doesn't stay in the grays

This site’s writers despise Bill Simmons and go to sleep thinking about how “unfair” life is that Simmons has made a ton of money and been on tv. Meanwhile, they’re part of Univision and their employer doesn’t even want them. I don’t really understand the hard-on they have for Simmons, but hey, whatever works for them.

it’s being done to advance the global warming agenda

counterpoint:  everyone should see the Grand Canyon.  it’s spectacular and pictures will never do it justice

ouch, that’s rough.  do you know if they plan to update the firmware somehow to improve this?

ouch, that’s rough.  do you know if they plan to update the firmware somehow to improve this?

why didn’t you mention which party they belong to?

this site doesn’t have editors

bread is bacteria poop.  beer is bacteria piss.  everything is bacteria something.  chill out a bit

rundberg would like to have a word with you

stop this. the United States has never been a democracy.  it’s a republic

It’s not a healthcare law -- it's a health insurance law that was drafted alongside the insurance companies for them to get richer. If you're thinking about single-payer, that "black man's" own party didn't want to put it in the bill

Furiously masturbating*

you don’t understand how the network works. you didn’t even comment on the Jalopnik site

you don’t understand how the network works. you didn’t even comment on the Jalopnik site

wow.  I knew I should’ve jumped on the price earlier this morning.  got sidetracked with something at work.  oh well :/

wow.  I knew I should’ve jumped on the price earlier this morning.  got sidetracked with something at work.  oh well…

there are people who remember when a bottle of Coke was like a nickel or something. prices increase

1992, 1993?

I put the Play Store on mine and it has been smooth.  I mostly use it to view YouTube and Netflix videos

I put the Play Store on mine and it has been smooth.  I mostly use it to view YouTube and Netflix videos

The gulf between GMs and Super GMs is even crazier