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That Stevie Wonder isn’t actually blind.

That’s fucked up. Maybe email that to Jez’s dropbox or whatever so they can do some digging on it?

The real issue early Judea/Christian tradition had with goats was the god Dionysius, the Greek god of wine and party hardy. In order to swing believers away from this most attractive god/worship (See Cabo on spring break) they made Dionysius (who had the lower body of a goat) evil, the devil.

Bowie was confused?! What

Are NBC live! musicals really this successful? I’m shocked.

The music is perfect. Je t’aime moi non plus is a double nod to Jane Birkin. Jane Birken was the inspiration behind Hermes Birkin bags, and she- ahem- “sings” on this song. The song, by Jane’s lover, Serge Gainsbourg, translates to “I love you, me neither”.

THANK GOD. Love Big Ang.

So Mick Jagger’s son has one of the lead roles? Gee, I wonder how that came about? Surely it happened just like it did with Tori Spelling, where they had absolutely NO IDEA who she was until after they had offered her the role!

This is why her saying that the evening in question was “the time of [her] life” is sort of suspect as well. Like, this whole conversation is literally a bunch of people saying, “Well, here’s this obviously troubled and not terribly truthful person insisting that she was not victimized at all when she was raped as a

The only reason I knew who she was prior to when I clicked on this story was because she has claimed that Jimmy Page abducted her and kept her at his home when she was 14.

Was the survey something along the lines of “raise your hand if you’ve heard of...”

I heard she lost it to David AND Angie Bowie.

Gaga just had a seizure in Bowie Cosplay.

I loved this episode. A former friend of mine had to have surgery and she was hopped up on her painkillers (plus a little extra for funsies) and all alone. She couldn’t really do much of anything so she was channel surfing and came across this very episode. And it all struck her so funny that she laughed until it hurt

And after all the shit she gave Darlene back in the day too!

I can definitely see renting out MSG and hiring hundreds of people to stand around would be costly. Not to mention streaming it all over the world.

The guy just said Bill Cosby was innocent on Twitter. How about we don’t give him out views? I get he loved his mother but he sure don’t love women (see also the Amber feud.)

My brother was born down the toilet. My mum definitely knew she was pregnant, he was just super speedy.

Who wants to sneak a flask in with me so we can get wasted in the front row?

Were there many people on Jezebel who were pro-Roman Polanski? It was years ago but I remember there was huge outrage on feminist websites over that petition. I’m not really seeing the hypocrisy.