My brother was born down the toilet. My mum definitely knew she was pregnant, he was just super speedy.

Who wants to sneak a flask in with me so we can get wasted in the front row?

Were there many people on Jezebel who were pro-Roman Polanski? It was years ago but I remember there was huge outrage on feminist websites over that petition. I’m not really seeing the hypocrisy.

Sob much? It’s what it means these days on college campuses.

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I offer for your consideration the underated film Bronson in which Mr. Hardy in nude for most of it. With gigantic muscles. And sometimes covered in blood.

Can’t be too safe. Best to just ruin their lives.

Somebody here told me that the burger joint is actually really good :( :(

Are you implying I didn’t read the article and immediately jumped to the comment section to make a tidal joke??

Okay, but I want Ms. Ono to explain what social change this wrought:

“nonconsensual pornography, defined as the distribution of sexually graphic images of individuals without their consent.”

The funny part? Like with Yeezys, none of the people who are into this shit and/or repping Givenchy or Tisci, give a SHIT.

That headline has made my whole day. I’m on board with Weezy for prez. I prefer him to the chucklefucks currently running. I’m totally team no one for prez, currently.

Power Rangers is a natural for this trend because the Rangers were always serious while the villains were usually more funny, and I think that was to keep the kids from getting too scared.

Sexist ass motherfuckers. The fact that this doesn’t include Thelma & Louise pretty clearly indicates a bias.

Blanche may have gotten the governor to redact some of her records, but she couldn’t stop her mother from letting slip that Blanche was 16/17 in 1949.

Oops — it is “draggin’ wagon”. I found a list of changes from the 1972 version to the one available today.

In a Blanche Devereaux birthday episode a 70th birthday would have been a 50th.

“An episode of The Golden Girls”?

Ah, I see, you are under the mistaken impression that Blackness is only about skin color. The ignorance and unobservant nature of white people is apparently what allowed so many Black people to pass in the first place, when many of us can often tell what the deal is with a second glance. Even with the facial surgery,…