And honestly maybe the whole thing is a virgin suicide situation. Frenchie definitely ended things with a hair dryer in a bath tub after she failed out of beauty school. I mean that song is for sure her dying. Rizzo probably really was pregnant but didn’t have any access to a safe abortion option and died trying to…

The Cliff Notes Version:

She’s an exotic dancer turned model who Drake name dropped in a song, she used that as a springboard to become a magazine cover girl/video vixen.

She was friends with Kim. She also had a child (King Cairo, he’s adorable) with, and was engaged to rapper Tyga. Chyna and Kim had a falling out.…

no he means that the different exes would unite out of their jealousy of the love between Kim and Kanye

Oh yeah. Both Peter and Catherine did things that makes “Game of Thrones” seem trite.

More than one driver in my traffic-congested city has been ticketed for trying to use a mannequin as a 'second occupant' in the HOV lane on the freeway.

Is this ‘standing’ tho? Fuck does this mean I’m a Stander? I just assumed that ‘sitting’ meant raising your ass just enough to get your hand in there and clean up. Now you are telling me that if my cheeks aren’t touching the seat I’m a Stander?

Basically, the furries needed someone to look down on.

Disturbing subject matter. Fantastic film.

James Franco will portray the model with the bullwhip in his ass. Photos from his personal collection*

And what would Phasma do? [spoilers maybe?] Walk around and tell people to keep their helmets on, while turning off shields? She was wasted in TFA.

related: Shelly Miscavige is living in Mexico or someplace and being paid to keep quiet.

khloe is 100% OJ’s baby.

I was ALL ABOUT the Harry not being Charles’s son thing. But he definitely looks more and more like him as he ages.

every person in this photo terrifies me in their own way.

Wow.

A couple of weeks ago, I was at a restaurant that had two single-occupancy bathrooms. One had a women’s sign on it, one a men’s sign. The women’s room was occupied. I stood there for about 10 seconds, and tried the handle on the men’s room. It was unlocked and vacant, so I went in and peed. I don’t understand why…

David Gest's face is the reason the term "uncanny valley" was invented.

“One day, that could be me...!”

I’ve heard of it before with the Elephant Man story. It was suggested that Merrick’s mother saw something frightening while she was pregnant, and that caused his deformities.

How does one walk around with a $10 million ring on their finger? I realize Mariah is probably not running down to the corner store for a box of mac and cheese, but I’d be worried constantly.