khloe is 100% OJ’s baby.

I was ALL ABOUT the Harry not being Charles’s son thing. But he definitely looks more and more like him as he ages.

I used to get their newsletter back when I was in high school. I think it was $10 a year, but they’d keep sending them forever I guess to keep the word going. It was fascinating stuff. As is true now, it was hard to believe it was real, but there it was.

every person in this photo terrifies me in their own way.

Wow.

A couple of weeks ago, I was at a restaurant that had two single-occupancy bathrooms. One had a women’s sign on it, one a men’s sign. The women’s room was occupied. I stood there for about 10 seconds, and tried the handle on the men’s room. It was unlocked and vacant, so I went in and peed. I don’t understand why…

David Gest's face is the reason the term "uncanny valley" was invented.

“One day, that could be me...!”

I’ve heard of it before with the Elephant Man story. It was suggested that Merrick’s mother saw something frightening while she was pregnant, and that caused his deformities.

Anybody remember Van-Pires? I barely do. Of course they’re remaking it for Syfy.

How does one walk around with a $10 million ring on their finger? I realize Mariah is probably not running down to the corner store for a box of mac and cheese, but I’d be worried constantly.

I want that doll!

I already know all about Salacious Crumb. what I wanna know is more about Luke and the Force.

For someone who starred in a film about middle-aged white women going to Haiti for sex tourism I thought she’d have a pretty nuanced idea of what white privilege and racial power imbalance (i.e. a women can enjoy societal power over a man if she is white and he isn’t) mean, and thus not simplify the Oscar debate going…

that sounds terrible. if the subject was ROTJ I’d want to hear more about Luke’s struggle between the light and dark.

here’s part of an interesting article. I bolded the important part.

Apparently at a hybrid poker-blackjack table populated by at least one Deadspin reader.

Yeah, that one was old and creaky already when Wendy told it. Her superb delivery made it funny anyway (well, to me at least), but it was hardly the first time I’d heard it then.

My great-grandmother ended up with my great-grandfather in a pretty effed up way.