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khloe is 100% OJ’s baby.

I was ALL ABOUT the Harry not being Charles’s son thing. But he definitely looks more and more like him as he ages.

every person in this photo terrifies me in their own way.

Wow.

A couple of weeks ago, I was at a restaurant that had two single-occupancy bathrooms. One had a women’s sign on it, one a men’s sign. The women’s room was occupied. I stood there for about 10 seconds, and tried the handle on the men’s room. It was unlocked and vacant, so I went in and peed. I don’t understand why

David Gest's face is the reason the term "uncanny valley" was invented.

“One day, that could be me...!”

I’ve heard of it before with the Elephant Man story. It was suggested that Merrick’s mother saw something frightening while she was pregnant, and that caused his deformities.

How does one walk around with a $10 million ring on their finger? I realize Mariah is probably not running down to the corner store for a box of mac and cheese, but I’d be worried constantly.

I want that doll!

For someone who starred in a film about middle-aged white women going to Haiti for sex tourism I thought she’d have a pretty nuanced idea of what white privilege and racial power imbalance (i.e. a women can enjoy societal power over a man if she is white and he isn’t) mean, and thus not simplify the Oscar debate going

Apparently at a hybrid poker-blackjack table populated by at least one Deadspin reader.

Yeah, that one was old and creaky already when Wendy told it. Her superb delivery made it funny anyway (well, to me at least), but it was hardly the first time I’d heard it then.

Damn this current series of posts on Jez’s home page is an embarrassing dumpster fire.

starred for 90's fashion deep cuts! /tips hat

His wife, and daughter both look pretty fascinating. So does The Goddess Bunny (I’m about to descend down the google rabbit hole, which is kind of fitting).

that’s true for the most part. most design houses obviously use more than one designer even if it’s named after one person, but they definitely do so for going outside their genre if you know what i mean. They bring in a designer who is experienced in that category and then give input.

Very true.

So this is how Rick rolls? Let’s not forget this:

My great-grandmother ended up with my great-grandfather in a pretty effed up way.