Oh my god this makes it even better. In my research I found that Ron Jeremy is in it for like a minute.

Off topic but I am fucking FASCINATED with Genie and other “feral children.” Not sure if you read the Tampa story a few years ago (http://www.tampabay.com/features/human…) but also an incredible read.

Most likely, assuming at some point she is able to realize she did something wrong and behaves well, she will not serve those whole 40 years. Of course, she currently is completely without remorse and in fact thinks she did nothing at all wrong — which means that she almost certainly would commit the same crime, with…

“she promises that God will smite the city of Toledo if she’s not elected mayor.”

Someone should ask her to wager on it.

Dude, we had the Nazis marching in downtown during a rally this past April. About a decade ago, they said they were going to march, didn’t show up, and a bunch of Toledoans went and looted businesses and burned down buildings in the north end, where they were supposed to march. It’s fucking insane.

This poor girl’s father committed suicide. She has had to live with that horrible fact all of her life. In some ways it has defined her. Why not cut her some slack about keeping a memento.

Just can’t stop laughing at the mental image of a sweaty theme park worker in a giant Channing-Tatum-headed costume.