I love Jean Smart. I think it’s because I used to watch Designing Women with my mom as a kid and in my mind she really is Charlene, no matter how terrible the character she’s playing is.

RIP Pubic Lice

Poor, Twiggy. She has a line of HSN clothing and accessories, it’s literally just lots of blouses, handbags, and jewelry with a Union Jack motif. Then again, Iman has an HSN line too - and I don’t think she needs the money - so maybe it’s an ironic joke.

Maybe he would have a friend if he’d get off Jill Haworth’s case about dating Aaron Spelling.

It was a real missed opportunity. Ray Bolger in costume is what takes it from good to great.

Oh yes, Batboy was Weekly World News which was more tongue-in-cheek ironic than earlier tabloids but still fun. I think it still exists online and they’ve basically made a small merchandising industry on Batboy. They also had this alien who would visit with Presidential and Vice Presidential candidates, I have a…

I want this one on a t-shirt. I can wear it when my Dorian Corey “The Drag Queen Had a Mummy in Her Closet” t-shirt is in the wash.

Don’t limit yourself to the National Enquirer. There’s also the National Examiner, the National Insider, and the National Tattler. Not to mention Chronicle. The Tattler and The Chronicle are my absolute favorites, they’re much more seedy and boast headlines like; “I Watched a Mad Cat Eat My Father” and “Nude Girls Sit…

I could lose hours looking at vintage tabloid covers. Some other favorite headlines;

“Barbara Stresiand: I Was Happier as a Beatnik!”

“Twiggy Hates Americans...But Loves Our Money”

I couldn’t agree more. Things used to be fun and simple...

Gillian Anderson has actually gotten younger. I don’t want to go into details but it involves a couple gallons of virgin’s blood and a 500 year old voodoo priestess.

They’ll lose their shit when they find out the cast of I Love Lucy is dead.

Now I want to binge watch The Golden Girls again - they were on TV Land earlier - but it’s a few hours til they air on Hallmark.

“At least I didn’t shoot Lester.”
“I’d rather you’d shot Lester!”

You know that little Sunshine Cadet bitch is dating Bill Murray?

Remember the episode where spring Sophia’s friend from a crappy nursing home and Blanche uses the bonus she got at work - that she was going to use to get some cosmetic work done - to get her into a better nursing home?

Then it ends with them all sitting around and talking about how they’ll look after each other if…

I mean, mental asylums are a pretty standard trope in horror/suspense stories. I’ve only seen bits and pieces of Pretty Little Liars, but I watched the entire first season of Scream Queens and they seem nothing a like. Pretty Little Liars seems pretty serious, Scream Queens is a comedy first and foremost.

My niece had a sweater with these a few years ago and every time I did the laundry I would lose a good 20 minutes playing with them.

Yes! She was a big part of MainMan in general. Lou Reed credited her with coming up with what he called the ‘glam Frankenstein’ look during the Transformer period.

Just wait til they get a television series USA Freedom Kids: Super Party Fun Time For Real