I have a leather bracelet cut from the same pattern as a hospital bracelet. I love it.

...and if it weren’t VFILES. Remember the episode of Absolutely Fabulous where Edina decides to buy art and she goes to this gallery and has to deal with a stuck up sales assistant?

That’s VFILES. I want a shirt made that says “You Can Drop the Attitude, You Only Work in a Shop” just to wear in VFILES.

Honestly, I was thinking it would be better to just start with a completely new cast and cover everything as a television series, starting with Skagboys and adapt the next novel every couple of years, similar to the This is England series.

Are you making a reference to Alabama’s 1989 No. 1 single “Song of the South”? Or is this just a happy coincidence?

Daisy of Love? I miss mid to late Noughties Vh1.

No, it’s clowns. She’s singing it as clear as Pat Benatar sang ‘Hit me with your pet shark’.

If by ‘it’ you mean *deep breath* ‘the drug addicted, schizophrenic father who left before you were even born and came to see you maybe... three times in your first five years of life, one of those times when you were hospitalized with a severe illness, and then signed his parental rights away to a drug addicted,…

I hope she’s the next Colonel Sanders

I am a gay, but at the moment I’m non-practicing.

She’s like a Mini-Miscavige. I mean metaphorically, not literally, because Miscavige is like really short.

Just stop, please. I’m embarrassed for you now.

At the end of the day, they were singled out because they were trans and, in the xenophobic mind, trans women = sex workers.

The staff called the police and reported them as “men dressed like women” engaged in soliciting, but in the end, there was no evidence of…

My favorite celebrity porn cameo is in a porn film from the 70’s. It’s a gay porn film - which is more my area of expertise - called Adam & Yves (which is just the greatest title) it’s not particularly good, but the director had this idea that he was going to stalk Greta Garbo (who had become a complete recluse) from…

No, from what I remember from the very brief clip of..uh... the blonde, chunky singer from Motley Crue, they’re non-sexual walk on cameos.

Like, the Motley Crue guy pops up from behind a coach and looks in the floor - I’m assuming there are people going at it like rabbits down there - and his eyes bug out and he gives…

I have not seen this porn but I have seen SFW clips years ago on something like E! True Hollywood story. I think Lemmy from Motorhead is in it too.

Random celebrities also make random guest appearances. One of the members of Motley Crue, I think, the kind of celebrities you would expect to randomly pop up (and that’s literally what they do) in a porn film.

Of course, she currently is completely without remorse and in fact thinks she did nothing at all wrong

At my local CVS equivalent, customers have to ask an employee for a key to the restroom. This policy came about because it’s next to a shady hotel and drug dealing/using was going down in the bathrooms - which is kind of ironic, but anyway...

If we were talking about Walmart, Target, etc. I could understand why it…

I think she’s lost like 5 times already (and I am counting tonight, even though I don’t know the results of the election).

My favorite part is when she promises that God will smite the city of Toledo if she’s not elected mayor. It’s fascinating, she’s like something out of John Waters.

A memento that was also a gift from her mother. This article is so judge-y. What’s the alternative to keeping the doll?