Just too many miles on her. Like my first wife. #BOOM!

You almost had me? You never had me - you never had your scoot. You’re lucky that ridin the clutch on your two stroke sorority- mobile didn’t blow the welds on the intake! You almost had me?

Whatever happened to teal cars? Teal needs to come back. The Cavalier, on the other hand, can stay dead.

I’m with you. It actually looked pretty tame....

Weird. Who knew game performance was case-sensitive?

Don’t worry, they have several interns positioned all around the reactor, standing guard and trained to yell at the first sign of a breach. And Alphie’s really good with the duct tape.

It's weird to be slightly relieved at a life-threatening defect.

My thick fog tip:

He’s not exactly wrong, y’know...

Yes, accelerating masses produce gravitational waves, but those aren’t the ones we’re looking for because the combination of the amplitude being exceptionally small and the SNR being very low for accelerating objects against the dynamical background makes them even harder to find.

Instead we look for gravitational…

Jezebel:

18 minutes....Not today, friend.

The biggest blunder is the final pit stop. You’re here to tell me that...

WHO ASKED FOR FACTS?!?!?! WE WANT SPECULATION!

“But does it’ll the 124 sound as good as the 500”

Where am I?!

It should be made out of floppy leather so it just sags in the vent hole.

Rolls Royce floating wheel emblems

I call shenanigans on that edit. I can spot a Crown Vic out of my peripheral vision in my rear view mirror at night in the fog with its lights off from about a mile. Maybe two.

*drool*