I will keep that in mind next time I am looking for a gigantic luxobarge for autocross duty.

This happens to me a lot and here’s what I do:

A GIFfest to sum up my feelings on this issue.

DO NOT TEASE ME ALFA

Was the shifter feel vague and shitty?

Well that looks like a murder machine.

I think “autonomous semi” would be a great title for a coming of age story for an adolescent boy.

I give GM another 5 years tops at their current rate before they’re in major financial trouble again.

Mmm. That induction noise. Hump day indeed

I’ve been thinking about this. We make some cool stuff: Camaros, Challengers, Chargers, Crown Vics (past), Bricklin.

As much as I hate to admit it, it’s probably the Dodge Caravan...

Excellent, now how shall I spend the time I would have spent berating my assistant for not having the watch, fragrance, or tie I require for all situations?

A recent, first-time home buyer thanks you for this.

I just did a quick crawl through CL and found a bunch of 5/6 speed mid-late 90’s BMW’s for within a couple grand of this price. Some cheaper, some more. It’s a fine looking car but it’s 30+ years old. I don’t consider the price to be that special for a car that’s older than my son.

Panel gaps you could fuck.

Nobody ever said, "I really wish my Porsche could go off road and haul my whole family and their gear. And I want it to be uglier." Except they obviously did, because they sell the hell out of these things, and from why I can work out they're pretty damn good.

Sir, it says here your car color is "Like the rising sun over Mt. Fuji", and under make/model theres just a haiku about the progress of industry juxtaposed against the preservation of nature. Also the second page is actually just a woodblock carving of a woman, with what looks to be an octopus, engaging in coitus…

Love P45s. Many a car in my Forza garage wearing that very wheel. Excellent choice, the car looks fantastic.