What car do I buy if I hate fun?

Fax machines. GOD did I hate fax machines. I was a file clerk in an office for five years and LOATHED that damn machine. Good riddance.

Median or Mean?
I would be way more interested in Median.

I'm all for hatchbacks and wagons, but I want to kill this one with fire.

That's what she said...

I think you probably nailed it with your opening statement. I mean the 650S is the most expensive car I have seen posted, I can understand it being on sub $60,000 vehicles if it looks ok but having it on a car with a base price of $280,000.....that is truly cringe worthy.

Do you even constitution, bro?

Have you ever played with Legos as a kid? Same thing.

See, what happened is, they only moved the headstones, not the bodies.

Every Mini from the original to the modern Paceman has a similar, concerned face. It's as if they're all clenching their nonexistent teeth.

I think the comprehensive list of things Tigers will eat is:

"Daddy, what's a rumble sea

Mom: "What the fucking fuck?"

Northern U.S. resident here to say - heated leather. Once you experience warm butt, you never go back.

Oh! I almost forgot about this one (which would be a shame, since I've always really wanted one)...

People need to leave our crack smoking mayors the fuck alone.