So, is this him?

But, did you see the craftsmanship, the details, the bread slices and rubber-bands?

By this logic, driving a Pinto will make you a god amongst men.

You know what is the ultimate tailgating deterrent? not loafing in the passing lane

Good job, now flip the boat over and hogtie the prop in one swift motion!

Yippee! My #1 on I-40 won me #2..................or something like that.

When asked about his loyalty to the child, the cat replied "What child? I saw a fucking dog, I acted. Nibbles is looking out for Nibbles."

So Trailblazer.

Its far from a "nice civic" but to a certain extent you are paying for the badge.

Obligatory:

I have no idea what's going on here but I think I approve.

I will not watch this GIF on a loop and laugh

Strange sex and drugs abound for Tesla owners? Man, the incentives for buying electric in Norway were already quite good. Now I'm getting one for sure!

Damn. We'll just have to wait for a "BRZ Turbo" or "BRZ S" or "BRZ R" then.

The new Whatever Year It Is Now Mazda RX-7

If I had that much money, I would probably be the cheesiest person alive, no fucks given.

That is... THAT IS EVERYTHING I'VE EVER WANTED.

Truck Bed? Check.
Diesel? Double Check.
Dripping with Style? Triple Check.
This is by far the classiest mullet I've ever Seen.

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