including one fire that came within 300 feet of an explosives plant.

I have this weird fear of man-made objects in open water, so this fucking terrifies me. This, and spiders.

Car Guys like helicopters.

Romeo, because Spider:

I bought the three core rulebooks last weekend.... $160.00 at my local game store. I damn near dropped everything and went back to drugs. At least it would be cheaper.

I’m fucking exhausted and I quit reading after the second section.

What a sad fucking display. A car like this is meant to be driven, and it never will be.

The one time I was caught fudging salary numbers, I followed up with “I included my benefits in my total compensation; so while you’re right, I didn’t take home X as cash, by the time I include bonuses, options, and restricted stock gifts, I’m well within range. Plus, I think I’ve demonstrated the value I bring to the…

Yeah, but that fucking Goblin King isn’t going to bother these peaceful villagers anymore!

You wanted to write about Dragons Fucking Cars...

The real lesson here? Don’t fuck with a man named Braga.

I had an ‘81 280 zx. I used to keep string and tape in the car for rainy days. Tape a long piece of string at the leak and run it down to the foot well; as hillbilly engineering goes, it kept me dry and the floor mats only needed to be dried out for a few hours in the garage.

First time this happened to me, I thought “Purple swirly cloud only forces me to reload? Pffft! LAME!” until the thing blew up and took 3/4 of my squad with it...

It took me a solid 5 minutes to realize I wasn’t staring at a Lego kit.

There’s an Elon Musk parody twitter account named Bored Elon Musk (@boredelonmusk) that I swear is actually run by him. I wouldn’t be surprised if he came clean one day and told everyone that’s where he pitches bad ideas for his next company.

I’m sorry, that domain is taken. Please choose from the following:

Otto is not creating a completely autonomous system for trucks. They’re developing a system specifically for highway use, which is what the vast majority of long-haul routes cover. Loading, unloading, highway-to-distribution-point and vice-versus will still need to be human driven.

Wouldn’t it be more apt to say he gives all the fucks? Staying glued like that shows a level of determination that foregoing fuck-giving just wouldn’t.

Tesla may be funding its rise through venture capital, but it’s a publicly traded multinational company (http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=TSLA), and is required to operate under the same reporting and financing regulations has any of the other Big 3.

None of you understand the utility of being able to drive my Maserati while wearing work gloves!