Intent: to cheaply deliver moderate levels of goods to market

You’ve already answered this earlier:

Don’t ever let the douchebags influence your next car. Buy from the gut like the rest of the gearhead world, and be blissfully aware of the happiness your car gives you.

In the DC area, I think it’s these guys:

COTD, right here. The rest of you can go home.

I have never purchased a new car.

“Holy shit he’s got an accent. Everyone speak really slowly. Almost like he’s an idiot, and not highly educated at all.”

And the GTI will be renamed the VAG1 NA.

And just like a freshman in a Psych 101 class, I’m pretty sure my car now has all of these.

Does no one remember this:

Fantastic video, Congressman DeMuro.

List of Things Auto Manufacturers Do Well

This looks like foreskin receding.

I could do a damn good V8 burble with liberal amounts of tire squeal when cornering. My crash noises were also uncannily realistic.

our ton is special.

they could tow anything up to two tonnes

Typical car buying story, except not really. I bulk emailed 7 or 8 local dealerships looking for a specific car. I figured I’d get maybe 2 or 3 replies to my query, at least replies more serious than “we’ve got it in stock. Come see it! No, we won’t talk price now! Come see the car!!!” I received only a handful of…

Yes. But, what do you think of the headlights?

Farmers = Steering wheel knob for those ridiculous turning ratios on tractors/farm implements.

It says START/STOP right here. It does not say START/WALK AWAY NO ITS COOL I GOT IT ILL TOTALLY TURN OFF IF YOU LEAVE ME.