I feel like if you stare too long at this thing, it'll eat you.

What's weird about that? Besides the fact that I don't think Ferrari actually is worth $15 billion, no one was reporting that Ferrari was for sale.

I share your doubt. That being said, the bike he's riding isn't built for speed, so it may be a factor of a performance increase masking new hubs and bearings. Most likely he would have gotten the same speed increase by changing the hubs out of the stock rim/wheel set. It may have nothing at all to do with the wheel…

This is the beautiful machine on which his friend bit it:

Google, the worlds largest surveillance company, is a silent partner in Tesla. Tesla audio and location tracking can be remotely monitored with two clicks of a mouse. Google hushes up bad news about Tesla. By driving a Tesla you are supporting spying.

Tesla has multiple lawsuits currently filed against it for multiple deaths of bystanders, fraud. lemon law violations, and stock fraud. By diving a Tesla you are saying you have no morals.

I'm pretty sure this was the exact reason Kickstarter was created...

Dammit! Beat me to it..

This is how I feel about it:

Wife tried to give me road head in my WRX. That is until I hit a pothole.... she bruised a rib on the five speed and I lost some skin. Now we pull over for adult shenanigans!

Renault Fluence ZE Concept:

Well shit...

As in cars/parts imported from Japan?

What the hell is with the X-shaped grill on every new JDM sedan??!

Guffawed out loud at that. My office mate now thinks I'm crazy. Thanks.

Considering how xenophobic the Empire was, do you honestly believe they would be progressive enough to allow female Storm Troopers? Never mind the whole derived-from-a-single-donor clone scheme the prequels introduced.

That's a good hater response. You've left me with nothing, save "your mother smelled of Elder berries".

4-door sedans to be had on Carmax for under $45k right now:

Ferrari (or Porsche) and Amerax Fire Protection, LLC.