Parade rainer.

WHY DON'T MORE HOODS DO THIS???! My Z was super convenient to work on - BECAUSE OF THIS!

A million Jalopnikbucks to the readers who get a picture with him and anything vaguely resembling a Trans-Am.

That was both hilarious and unnecessarily graphic. Thank you.

You still have testicles at zero degrees? Mine pretty much started camping in my stomach at 10-degrees...

AMG tuned Mercedeses have been raucous wild childs (children? I guess it's children.) since they first appeared. Let BMW's M make the cars that are amazing all rounders, because AMG will make tanks with giant engines that are adept at ruining tires by the dozen.

The Times quotes Susan Crawford, a former technology adviser to the Obama administration and a frequent critic of American broadband service providers. She argues that cities should treat Internet access like a public utility, as necessary to modern life and economic health as electricity.

Boil this down even further:

Of course, therein lies the challenge. As the popularity of AWD increases how do you still add MPGs in your quest to reach federal fuel economy requirements? American Axle says it has a solution in a system — employed on the 2014 Jeep Cherokee — that only uses AWD when necessary and mostly just uses FWD.

For teams with little jockeys at the wheel this weight limit won't be such a problem. Felipe Massa, for instance, stands just 5' 4" and weighs 130 pounds, as ESPN reports.

Instead of walk-and-talk with erudite dialogue, I imagine a bunch of guys in an apartment occasionally stringing sentences together, but mostly playing Forza in their underwear, and grunting.

Wow. The resemblance is uncanny. Pretty sure the same designer did both.

I have a hard time jiving an 84 with the "This is sooo cool, but..." tone of the article. Am I missing something? Was there an indescribable factor to the car?

When did Fisher-Price start building cars?!

Racing games so far make do with car classes based on performance around some theoretical track, represented in Forza's case by letter then numbers (A600, S693, R1998, etc). This makes it hard to tell what mods are installed. If people want to set up a league with restrictions (like stock aero, standard rim, hp…

You'd think that, but I liked the more aggressive styling of the previous generation even if it didn't have the wonky proportions of the first two or so. Like I said before, this one is just... bland.

It's too bland. I loved my outlandish WRX wagon, and I'm afraid the styling that made you love or hate the car is gone. That's bad.