@infmom: you mean 'puts on shades' oh lardy...!!

@Bitterleaf: Ha! they always get the evil things first down there.

@tomservo77: did you brick it...

@thetickler: they had xp in 1993!?

@frugala: Damn, Chinese whispers in action!

@Untouchable4rc: haha when I read that I thought you had a scrap book full of very old sandwiches! That would be great, if not stinky.

@chanmoss: but then what jobs would the poor people have!! I joke this could work very well!

I am still waiting for all the Rama books to be movied up. They would make an epic movie! Along with Ender!

@rattmobbins: a Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Old spice guy composite!! The toughest thing known to man!!

I can create 170,000 atmospheres pretty easy after some sprouts. om, nom, nom...small explosion!

@Abarth15: Damn 'fan' boy trolling... :D

@dapper_otter: or keep the walkman you have lol

@Kobbra: i like how the old guy morfs in from the other pole!

@meatbag_pussrocket: this is a really very lovely song...

have you ever realised that if all computer companies ran like Apple with there own hardware and software, there would be no major standard and home computers would fail!? Apple only works because of Microsoft which became the standard so Microsoft can last on it own!! strange...

I think this infomercial is the best u.k driving...thing. It is about seat belts but still since we're on road safety

@xencide: ahh damn just put my glasses on.... ur not the same guy sorry -slinks away with tail between legs-

@Steven Callas: yeh but there doesn't seem to be a problem. Are you complaining that you can't get married in all the states? go get married in another state because surly you can't physically get married in all the states anyways? Wait for the others to allow it Which they will. Equality always wins. just don't go…

@MnnZ: ss.

"oh, hello" i caught myself by surprise when I was writing this advertisement"