I’m just glad he won the Super Bowl in his last game. It’s fitting to see a Patriots player have a happy ending.

Don’t leave us hanging! 

I don’t feel bad for the kids at all. They had every possible advantage in life (including parents who were filling to commit crimes on their behalf) and they still couldn’t get accepted to decent colleges? Cry me a river.

So, since Lori Loughlin is involved, is it fair to say that this scandal is everywhere you look?

Oh sure, blame the kangaroos. Who made you judge and jury? What kind of court is this?

Ah yes, love how you’ve cleverly wrapped this whole thing up in a pouch.

That’s kangaroos for you. They’ll mess you up without ruminating much about it.

How do we know that kangaroo isn’t Matthew Dellavadova? ...Oh wait, it didn’t fall down like it was injured after attacking the man.

Rabbi Hyman Krustofski: Ah, let’s see. I want a nice sandwich, but the Joey Bishop – too fatty. The Jackie Mason – I don’t know, sauerkraut makes me gassy. The Bruce Willis? I don’t even like his work. What is this – a Meghan McCain?
Izzy’s Deli Server: That’s Ham, sausage and bacon, with a smidge of mayo.
Rabbi Hyman…

She certainly doesn’t know what antisemitism means.

I dunno, I just saw it, and it’s a solid movie. Not the heights of the MCU’s offerings, but a damned sight better’n Iron Man 2 or the first Thor movie. (And really, lamenting this doesn’t bring the ‘star power’ of Hemsworth when the lead is an Oscar-winner and Thor/the Avengers is what made Hemsworth more than ‘that…

Because those Army/Navy football games are always the height of sport... morons.

Jalop always struck me as more than a few doors to the right...

It’s hip to flee squares

You forgot about Eric, but then again, so does his father.

I think it’s hard to compare because NBA players are so gigantic you almost *have* to realize they play basketball. Who else would have bodyguards smaller than them? I do wonder how many people would recognize Giannis, or Tim Duncan, or another elite “small market” player if they were 5'11".

The NBA has mastered keeping itself in the news cycle. The NFL, while weak in the free agency department, has similar success. Whether intentional or not, the latter has even been able to draw out controversies (see how they fumble just about every legal trouble a player has?) and is able to keep the brand in people’s…

Nobody’s Watching, Nobody’s Listening, Nobody Cares or, How I Stayed the Head Coach of the Cincinnati Bengals For Sixteen Fucking Years: The Marvin Lewis Story

“See, this is why I stay a virgin.” — Mark Davis

Referee Tony Weeks picks up a hooker. They’re on their way to the motel when she just can’t stop talking about how awesome her vagina is. They get to the room. She takes off her clothes.