A guy spent $3000 to get an Elliott signature and was pissed at Elliott because all it would have taken was $25? Dumb ass. 

Now THIS is how you apply for a job at the White House in 2018.

What do her appearance fees suggest? Reality-TV personality? Social media influencer? Porn star?

Has a rising star ever fallen this hard, this fast?

Excatly a fake one. Much in the same way that I am a Wells Fargo Ranger for completing the quiz designed for children at their home office in San Francisco. Mainly because my wife had to help with the word search. 

I think that the believe that only “evil” people commit acts like this keeps victims from being believed actually.

You would be amazed at the number of mothers blowing off their daughters with regards to the mother’s boyfriend.

I’m going to tack onto this: When the stadium/arena you grew up rooting in shuts down. I balled at the final game of Shea, and teared up on my way out of the Nassau Coliseum (which I presumed was for the last time LOL). 

I’d add a #4 to that list: a historically bad championship / deep playoff loss. I can’t begrudge fans for crying if they were on the wrong side of the drive, Laettner’s shot, Vikings wide left, Bills wide right, etc.

What are the best sports catchphrases of all time? We need a definitive list.

But enough about Phil Jackson’s dick ...

Ramzan Kadyrov looks like every white person’s fuck-up cousin who left his fourth college at age 26 and started doing landscaping.

All I see is the dude from Red Dragon

So, you’re implying that transgenerational racial animosities, involving the horrors of ethnic cleansing and genocide, might lead to emotional reactions that some people perceive as less than sportsmanlike behavior on the field?

I wouldn’t worry. Problems in that area of the world rarely turn into something bigger.

Suspension of disbelief is like suspension of weight. I can do it, but the more I have to raise up the harder it is. “Think less about the story!” should never be a defense of it.

Everyone knows a blue Twitter checkmark is as good as a federal ID!

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Side note: When the Rams arrived in Los Angeles after fleeing from St. Louis, they were reminded that some fans do, in fact, expect toilet paper in the restrooms. Apparently fans in St. Louis just didn’t use it, so they stopped providing it there.

I love shit talking, dickhead Draymond Green.
Yes, LeBron is the absolute best basketball player on Earth (probably ever) and would absolutely kill Green one on one. Yes, James has great career achievements (including the non-measured dragging a bunch of dead ass players to the 2018 finals). But everyone (mostly)…