The play is a press release announcing the hiring of [Guy People Have Heard Of] vs hiring [Guy People Haven’t].

The latter is worse. People can deal with you taking 30 seconds to pour a condiment. Taking one of the restaurant’s bottles is literally just stealing, just as it would be to take a metal fork or something.

Also, where are you eating these? If you’re taking your to-go burrito back to either your home or office, just…

The substance of a community is all the myriad little ways the people in it modify their behavior for no other reason than that there are other people around. That’s 100 percent all it is. If those people modify their behavior in kind, considerate, selfless ways—holding open doors for a few damn seconds, not…

And if we’re being real, people only do that because of Chappelle’s Show, so it wasn’t even Kobe’s basketball talent that warranted the shout out.

It’s all a game to these people. Cillizza views Trump and his Goon Squad the same way the Pelicans view the Warriors. Sure, they’re the opponent for a little while, but after it’s all over we should be cordial.

I posit that this is one of the times where baseball is good. Him getting thrown at his next AB for showboating will be the opposite.

I don’t even think the mouth-breathers think it’s about The Troops(r).

That’s some hardcore middle school libertarian nonsense, broseph.

I have never...attempted to gain a competitive advantage.

but did Vargas pay for the shorts? that’s the important thing.

Yep, it’s also the perfect name for a crappy Ford dealership with terrible local commercials.

He should have stuck with fencing.

Rod Salka is the exact kind of name a tomato can like him should have.

Trump would 100% pick NY first...because he still desperately wants to be accepted by the NYC elite.

I know exactly how to stay monogamous in a partially long-distance relationship: Don’t become romantically involved with other people.

Confederate flags in the midwest or rural northeast are dead giveaways that it’s not at all about “heritage.”

Lets say the United States decides to split into two countries, one controled by the democrats and one by the GOP. If those two groups were drafting for states what would the draft order be? Lets let the dems pick first since they lost the last election. Their first pick has to be California right? The GOP likely…

“I never scored high enough where I got my initials sort of in the top category.”

The UFC won’t sue him. Dana White is not going to sit for a deposition where he has to answer questions, under penalty of perjury, about how the UFC does business.

Hot take: I would hire a conservative writer (if I was in the market for one) who actually said women who have abortions (and the doctors who perform them) should be jailed and/or given the death penalty.

Because that writer is actually being honest about the conservative point of view toward women and their…