Look at the dork-ass layup my man throws in after successfully pulling off that move.

Feinstein, my Senator, needs to pass the torch now. No “R” is winning in California in the next cycle.

Another interpretation is that “Trust the Process” is exactly an empty Silicon Valley phrase because it gives people shit, tells them to eat it, and makes them believe that by eating that shit they are somehow not only wise but also better than everyone else who does not eat shit.

This isn’t the first time a hard “R” has gotten a white guy in trouble.

me texting at the 2-minute warning: “I can’t believe I’m here rooting for Andy fucking Dalton”
me yelling at TV 1 minute later: “YOU BEAUTIFUL FUCKING GINGER PRINCE!!!”

Sean McDermott always knew that a white quarterback would get the Bills to the playoffs.

I wish I’d said it, but I have to give credit to another Deadspin commenter (though the name escapes me)—Tom Brady is the Gwyneth Paltrow of sports. That was maybe the best comment of the year.

Maybe it’s just because this has been such an absolute shitshow of a year, but something tells me that there’s a bigger reason behind his leaving and that coming out first with admission of substance addiction will lay the groundwork for a future excuse when past behavior gets brought up.

Would you say he went wide right?

I fucking hate Russell Wilson. He seems like that prick who acts like a nice guy in front of everyone but will throw his teammates under the bus the first chance he gets. Has that Class President/teacher’s pet type of vibe. I think that’s why he gets some hate (or least from me)

But if you have prefer Stafford over…

It’s the personality (or rather, the lack thereof). If he played the exact same way but acted like Cam Newton, everybody who’s not a racist knucklehead would love him. To me, Wilson is just a more athletic version of Tom Brady - great QB, wins no matter the people around him, but comes off as completely inauthentic…

Too bad we, as a society, are so jaded we can’t enjoy a players season in college. Who F#@%ing cares what he does in the NFL? Most Heisman winners, especially QBs, don’t do shit at the next level! But that’s cool cause they tore it up in college and earned a pretty cool ass award, even if it’s status has been…

Reminds me of:

I thought the last 10 months would have been sufficient warning about the dangers of replacing a competent black man with an inexperienced and unqualified white guy, but here we are again.

It’s nothing more than Access Hollywood level content transferred to sports. Most political and business TV is at the same level of discourse too.

Yeah, I generally dislike OU (hearing “Boomer Sooner” 8 thousand times a game gets old fast) but this seems to have been a direct response to Kansas refusing to shake hands during the coin toss.

He already has that show. It’s called “Halftime”.

The law firm for when you absolutely positively need to lose your case in the most painful way possible for more money than you can afford.

“Can we just shut the fuck up and end this?”

“Everyone should feel comfortable at Fenway Park, no matter your race, your religion, political beliefs, sexual [orientation], you are all welcome at Fenway.”