In trying to determine who drew a dick on their new mascot, the team immediately ruled out ex-manager Dusty Baker, as that would require him to use his pen.

From Negative to Despicable: A History of the Chicago Cubs

But it's already in a Cubs jersey.

Look, I don't know how Budweiser is connected, but I can tell you from things I heard from people who actually knew her that Terri Schiavo was a first class bitch. Not only did she frequently browbeat her husband in public, she was also rude to store clerks, restaurant waitstaff and even an off-duty fireman who once…

The best joke on here that will go over at least 75% of people's heads

To hear more about incredibly stupid branding, please consult a member of your local Omega Psi Phi chapter.

I smoke a lot of weed and know a lot of people with tattoos, man. It's all a blur.

Is there some sort of saying that would apply here? Maybe some suggestion that the residents of a city conduct themselves in a certain dignified manner? I'm drawing a blank.

"Old school" is code for one of two things.

Quite a bitter crowd, from the author on down.

As a Californian, Colorado is like California without the women, beaches, money or weather. Suck it Colorado.

Seems like the majority of commenters would get confused by the plot of Dora.

To summarize comments so far: Graphs/maps are hard.

No mention of the 30 For 30 doc? FOR SHAME.

Nonsense. I think we can trust the man who had the vision to hire Mike Tice to know a good coach when he sees one.

It's a pigment of their imagination.

I like Charlie Strong. I think he'll light a fire under UT that has been absent in recent years. The biggest plus, in my opinion, is that he has no connection to ghe player politics that plagues Texas football (see McCoy; Colt and Ash). My only reservation is whether he'll be willing to deal with all the peripheries…

Seems like a pretty insensitive tribute to Jovan Belcher.

okay :/ I give up.