Well then should the search be “what time does the game start AFTER the NFL takes the first TV timeout right after kickoff?”

So at any given time in the course of reality, there is always some announcer jockeying for next on the Tom Terrific Testes? 

This is the Ayn Rand Answering System.. She is currently out looking for a rank capitalist to help cash her social security check.. And take 20% for sheer glorious greed. 

Wouldn’t you like to know??

“It’s the hope that kills you”

LA, like CA in general is a bad sports town. We all have a million things AND that whole time zone deal in our favor.

shouldve been less cause Marvin should have been gone 2 years ago; Hue was doomed from start cause his of his own ...huebris. Bowles last year, mid season at latest. (All AFC East HC outside of the Hood should be gone by now TBH)

Nah.. Detroit is gonna be a full dumpster fire next year. Patricia seems like the kind of douche that will take this year as proof of his coaching genius & start doing some real stupid shit, and saying those of us that see it for stupidity just don’t wake up early enough to rise and grade so we fail to understand his…

Considering it’s Dallas, Jerry is actually pretty ok with this. Being on the (perceived) verge of success brings in just as much $$ as actual success with less of the details required for the latter. As an NFL Owner, Jerry makes tons w a team that’s “always in the hunt” cause he can trade on hope.

The NFL Intern program looks forward to your application. 

I’m just here for all the gold Domers defenses of the indefensible overrated U. That shit is like uncut fishscale to the veins & I’m high as a scissor lift.

As the late Tupac Shakur once said-

There are people that willingly sign up for jobs where they know they will spend the next 20+ years of their lives lying to people. Lies that will cause widespread direct, and indirect harm, suffering and the like. So what kind of people? Your nieghbors, parents, relatives etc. ..and if we’re really honest? Ourselves.

Refusing to maintain even close to a modicum of respect for the institution, position or the ramifications it has in the scope of public interaction with their government in the name of ceaselessly stonewalling for her boss....

Silver lining (if any?) this Draft class is weak on QBs so as long as he’s not career ending hurt, some team will take him before the 4th round.

If you’re one of those teams that Chokeland (soon to be LOLZ Vegass)passed on- do you look into some collusion/chicanery and/or freeze Duh Raidurrs out when they come calling for anything?  

Baseball: Why don’t the blacks come to more games!?!

Ratio of aol to ISP provided email addresses?

Airplane, nuclear reactors, submarine, oil tankers adrift in oceans, unmanned cars on freeways going 60+ etc.

Didn’t she die in Wakanda?