Would LOVE police depts/emergency services to start ad campaigns or some thing for “shit that is an actual emergency” kinda like they drilled 911 in all our heads as kids. 

The unfortunate reality is in many of these cases there *is* a potential crime happening ex. the two in the Bay Area- the BBQ & the water selling yes, they both violate the letter of the law (AFAIK/IIRC) so they’d be covered from “false report” but it is def a case of the caller not following the spirit of the law…

On a slightly serious note- niggas can’t even go to the gym anymore w/o threat of police being called?! FFS it’s physical activity I.e the shit y’all brought us here for and we STILL getting this. We truly can’t have shit. 

I blame the Warriors for this. Specifically Steph & Klay. Their decidedly nonstereotypical basketball bodies (and limited melanin esp for the latter) & that team as a whole’s ease of scoring has every MBA from Seattle to the Keys thinking they too can make the giant negroes at the gym look foolish on the court and…

To paraphrase something from the Root: “This is why wypipo need to be charged for calling 911” 

Aside from that young Randy Moss era (when his name became a verb) that whole division has been “The Packers & whoever can get their shit together for a 3 week period before reverting to their true form” for the past 25 years & counting.

“At minimum, replacement level” that means replacement level or better.

Your team has TWO at minimum, replacement level QBs. You’ll get back before the Bears or at least making waves. Not to mention you got Jerrah & Dan in division. That’s enough own dick shooting to keep you in the hunt for the next 20 years.

Celtic or any other team, in any other sport, hell, any profession for that matter. 

Perhaps; I wondered why “The Colonel” was the guy he used for his “X did Y and they didn’t get in trouble” whine like a fucking elementary school student.

Either way, its an obtuse disconnect of both the situation, his role in it, and quite frankly the reason he’s in “PR rehab” to begin with.

I hope they never put his…

And you still have more ethics training than their employees. So you rock on Ranger Rick of the financial world. 

Fun fact- Sanders was a (Kentucky) Colonel so there’s that.

He’s a CEO, entrepreneur who “pulled himself up by his bootstraps” sadly on that strength alone, I know multiple people have floated that idea to his overgrown frat boy mind.

When your defense(?) of sticking your foot in your mouth is that a guy who for all except 20ish of his 90 years, lived in a country where he could say he didn’t want to serve niggers & legally not have to do it, said the word nigger, there ain’t a PR firm that can help you.

Looks like Linda McMahon’s days as SBA head are numbered. When you’ve got real heartland American entrepreneurs like Papa John with nothing to do, let them serve their country. Also, he can bring treats to meetings! (Don’t forget the cutlery cause Donnie is a sociopath & eats pizza w a fking fork)

RIP Candlestick

I Legit spit smoothie out when I read this. Take your star, your fked up cousin & go give me a quote on pulling those trees out front. 

+1 ungrateful thug. 

+1 Black Handjob. 

I will repeat here what I said on Twitter & anyone in my circle who watches soccer: Landon shilling for a bank is one thing, Landon cheering(even faux & for profit) for El tri is another. BUT.