I hate myself for not hating it.

Well clearly we need Mr. Tracy and Mr. Torchinsky to tag-team investigate this rumored monster. David to verify its Jeepness, and Jason to measure its driver accomodations and that mysterious ‘lightness’ situation.

My car has a device known as a “Rear Main Seal” that coats the undercarriage with a rust proofing substance while I’m driving.

I absolutely love how candid this description is.

Head across the aisle to check out the Chevy Performance display.

The giant tablet haphazardly slapped onto the dash is the biggest intersection between "things manufacturers think look expensive" and "things a poor person would do to act rich" in recent memory. 

Am I alone in thinking they need to make this whole electric crate motor thing easier for the average enthusiast? I’m thinking a direct swap for the original engine, using the same engine mounts and rough dimensions. Maybe replace the fuel tank for a battery pack. Is this not feasible for some reason?

I appreciate the IDEA, but man, that execution just doesn’t do it for me. Should have left the outside looking closer to factory, the interior looks like they got to the week before they needed to show it and all said ‘Fuck it, just cram the new stuff in there!’ and that tablet stuck to the dash looks.. well, shit.

That’s your take from this?
Sounds like you need a hug. 

This guy is a huge asshole!!! You don’t take motorized vehicles on a park designed for something else. Don’t f@*k up the skate park for those who we’re trying to keep from damaging property by shredding around town.

More like lucky he’s not the laughing stock of the funeral home.

And no helmet, gloves or proper riding boots.  This wanna be motorcycle enthusiast is damn lucky that he’s just the laughing stock of the skate park.

Actual size of the plant I need for the amount of dust in my house.

There was probably some minorities on the other sides of the road. Notorious racist, that John Wayne. 

For those that are tired of clicking throw dumb low-effort slideshows:

I’m pretty sure whoever thought of this... thing*... has been to more than a few too many Burning Mans (Men?) themselves.

I never thought the day would happen that Boss Hogg’s ‘70 Caddy would be considered tasteful:

Can a cop be on paid administrative leave while serving a prison sentence? 

It’s ready for that hydraulic lift system to elevate that front platform to complete the effect. It needs to go to Burning Man and be the shuttle for a much larger vehicle in the form of a disco-mirror covered long-horn at least 50 feet long.

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