Right up there with Hertz charging you the smoking fine when you don’t smoke.

A suggestion to the victim here. Assuming he has good insurance, GO TO THE DENTIST.

Have you ever actually seen an original 1960's-era vehicle in the flesh? Nobody was exactly busting-out digital micrometers and measuring panel-gaps. Still streets ahead of Tesla, FWIW.

Thank you! I was wondering if anyone else had noticed the wonky door alignment.

I might take issue with Rob’s “straight body” assertion. SOMETHING is going on with those doors. The Driver’s door bottom and fender don’t match up and on the passenger side, the door and the rear panel are off. But there’s more! - lookit that irregular gap around that door. Were they fitted with a sledge hammer?

The only time I’ll hit an automatic car wash is when it’s touchless. The ones that use no brushes whatsoever

You can have my boulder fountain when you pry it from my cold, dead yard. Literally.

Dnepr is one of those old Eastern Europe brands that you might see at a vintage show and think it’s an old BMW or Ural until you get closer and see the name (thanks war reparations). Don’t let the hipsters learn about them. They’ll triple in price, and they aren’t even worth that much to begin with.

Rail Rated™

Alcohol was Involved

Not. Even. A. Little. Bit.

A single core and 2GB of RAM? That ain’t enough to browse Facebook, let alone get anything done in Windows 10.

A few jerks with fake cards diluted across a population with a very high vaccination rate would not be a huge deal, although they would still present a threat to people who are unable to be vaccinated for whatever reason. Liars in an area with an already-low vaccination rate would just be making the holes in the swiss…

I think I’m in the Jalopnik minority that really likes Prowlers. But not this one... this one is horrible. I’d want one that is as close to stock/original as possible. Any modified ones would be highly dependent on the mods.

Forgot one other huge plus: the tires are TUBELESS spokes, which is a fantastic addition to the middleweight bikes.

From the Halloween (2018) slide: “Halloween H20, which was also the last time we saw Jamie Lee Curtis” This straight up isn’t true. She was in the very next film, Halloween Resurrection.

I don’t ride but the video was really interesting. I will say it is a good thing the replacement canisters are cheap. I could see myself getting off a motorcycle and forgetting to unclip myself.

FortNine does a great everything lol his videos are fantastic.

The mechanically-activated ones have a tether that stays with the motorcycle. You attach it when you get on and if you’re ejected it pulls the trigger as you fly off.

I think what you’re describing, if I am imagining the inner workings of your brain correctly, is an electrified Volvo 240 with steelies, but amphibious, yes? I am absolutely behind this idea.