No, but I am not a time traveler from the late 19th century visiting the future. I also do not clap when my car doesn’t randomly explode, when my phone completes a call and does math without catching fire, or when I hear crystal clear pre-recorded music wirelessly.

4EVERSOLO

“Even the server who sighed in annoyance when I asked him for one got 20%. (The restaurant then got a bad review on Yelp, but he got 20% on that order.)“ - So you punished the restaurant and rewarded the actual offender?

It looks like a Pep Boys Car Bomb.

His name was Peter File 

World Star Adult Contemporary

But scooters - DU-Why?

Honda Africa Twin or Transalp?

I don’t know if it is an over-reliance on non-truck specific GPS units/apps or what but we have less dramatic versions regularly on my street, large lots and deep driveways mean most of the casualties are mailboxes. I live on a narrow, curvy, hilly no-truck/no-commercial-vehicle street (that dead ends to another…

The embed cropped the video weird, but the original video is still portrait. 

I’d drive it, just for the Novelty.

I thought they managed to make the ugliest New Beetle yet.

Be careful, I let a (now former) coworker park his ‘91 Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham Hearse in my yard until he could install a second fuel pump which he already had. That was 3 years ago. 

This new megahyperloop is dope.

How do you say “Crack-Ups” in Germanese?

When KTM took over Husqvarna Motorcycles a few years back one of the motorcycle blogs did a head to head comparison between some dual sport and enduro bikes - they determined that the overall winner was “The best bike KTM makes, the all-new Husqvarna“

Not my cup of tea, but still a NP, especially when you consider that there are people that are really passionate about these AND what Geo Metros/Suzuki Swifts in good kit are going for these days.

THESE are your timeline’s gothest tweets? Ouch. 

The Newspeak Orwellian Headline of the Day Award  goes to Bryan Menegus.

Right, Gig workers don’t win, the gig economy is erased.