No, but I am not a time traveler from the late 19th century visiting the future. I also do not clap when my car doesn’t randomly explode, when my phone completes a call and does math without catching fire, or when I hear crystal clear pre-recorded music wirelessly.

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“Even the server who sighed in annoyance when I asked him for one got 20%. (The restaurant then got a bad review on Yelp, but he got 20% on that order.)“ - So you punished the restaurant and rewarded the actual offender?

It looks like a Pep Boys Car Bomb.

World Star Adult Contemporary

But scooters - DU-Why?

Honda Africa Twin or Transalp?

I don’t know if it is an over-reliance on non-truck specific GPS units/apps or what but we have less dramatic versions regularly on my street, large lots and deep driveways mean most of the casualties are mailboxes. I live on a narrow, curvy, hilly no-truck/no-commercial-vehicle street (that dead ends to another…

The embed cropped the video weird, but the original video is still portrait. 

I’d drive it, just for the Novelty.

I thought they managed to make the ugliest New Beetle yet.

Be careful, I let a (now former) coworker park his ‘91 Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham Hearse in my yard until he could install a second fuel pump which he already had. That was 3 years ago. 

This new megahyperloop is dope.

How do you say “Crack-Ups” in Germanese?

When KTM took over Husqvarna Motorcycles a few years back one of the motorcycle blogs did a head to head comparison between some dual sport and enduro bikes - they determined that the overall winner was “The best bike KTM makes, the all-new Husqvarna“

Not my cup of tea, but still a NP, especially when you consider that there are people that are really passionate about these AND what Geo Metros/Suzuki Swifts in good kit are going for these days.

THESE are your timeline’s gothest tweets? Ouch. 

I would disown my children and give my parents a stern talking to about how I’m not mad, just disappointed.

Who downloads these weird, crappy apps in the first place?

“They seem to get between 210 and 240 miles from a tank of hydrogen, and that tank tends to cost them around $70, which is about 3.5 miles per dollar.” - Ouch. I drive a 90s V8 4x4 F150 with an automatic with at least 10% ethanol, not exactly the most fuel-efficient combination out there, but driving carefully I got…