But scooters - DU-Why?

Honda Africa Twin or Transalp?

I don’t know if it is an over-reliance on non-truck specific GPS units/apps or what but we have less dramatic versions regularly on my street, large lots and deep driveways mean most of the casualties are mailboxes. I live on a narrow, curvy, hilly no-truck/no-commercial-vehicle street (that dead ends to another…

The embed cropped the video weird, but the original video is still portrait. 

I’d drive it, just for the Novelty.

I thought they managed to make the ugliest New Beetle yet.

Be careful, I let a (now former) coworker park his ‘91 Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham Hearse in my yard until he could install a second fuel pump which he already had. That was 3 years ago. 

This new megahyperloop is dope.

How do you say “Crack-Ups” in Germanese?

When KTM took over Husqvarna Motorcycles a few years back one of the motorcycle blogs did a head to head comparison between some dual sport and enduro bikes - they determined that the overall winner was “The best bike KTM makes, the all-new Husqvarna“

Not my cup of tea, but still a NP, especially when you consider that there are people that are really passionate about these AND what Geo Metros/Suzuki Swifts in good kit are going for these days.

THESE are your timeline’s gothest tweets? Ouch. 

I would disown my children and give my parents a stern talking to about how I’m not mad, just disappointed.

Who downloads these weird, crappy apps in the first place?

“They seem to get between 210 and 240 miles from a tank of hydrogen, and that tank tends to cost them around $70, which is about 3.5 miles per dollar.” - Ouch. I drive a 90s V8 4x4 F150 with an automatic with at least 10% ethanol, not exactly the most fuel-efficient combination out there, but driving carefully I got…

I mean, that is why I wear black (that and an overdose on The Cure in high school).

There are other answers than Torch’s, but they are all wrong.

I’ve got a dual-sport bike that gets about 20% of its miles in the mud (the rest commuting to work OR mud)and a 25-year-old 4x4 F150 with almost 200k miles on it - both are kept cleaner than this.
If I borrowed my wife’s car and left it like this I’d be sleeping in it. 

That Dodge Journey has my ‘95 F150 5.0L V8 4x4 Shortbed Auto beat, by four tenths of a horsepower per 100 lbs. If I read the numbers right, I’m only at 4.46.

Rupert Palpatine?
You are instructing the Stormtroopers to harass poor pilots as a form of revenue collection? What is this Ferguson galaxy?