I would disown my children and give my parents a stern talking to about how I’m not mad, just disappointed.

Who downloads these weird, crappy apps in the first place?

“They seem to get between 210 and 240 miles from a tank of hydrogen, and that tank tends to cost them around $70, which is about 3.5 miles per dollar.” - Ouch. I drive a 90s V8 4x4 F150 with an automatic with at least 10% ethanol, not exactly the most fuel-efficient combination out there, but driving carefully I got…

I mean, that is why I wear black (that and an overdose on The Cure in high school).

There are other answers than Torch’s, but they are all wrong.

I’ve got a dual-sport bike that gets about 20% of its miles in the mud (the rest commuting to work OR mud)and a 25-year-old 4x4 F150 with almost 200k miles on it - both are kept cleaner than this.
If I borrowed my wife’s car and left it like this I’d be sleeping in it. 

That Dodge Journey has my ‘95 F150 5.0L V8 4x4 Shortbed Auto beat, by four tenths of a horsepower per 100 lbs. If I read the numbers right, I’m only at 4.46.

Rupert Palpatine?
You are instructing the Stormtroopers to harass poor pilots as a form of revenue collection? What is this Ferguson galaxy? 

I’d have loved to be at this design meeting:
Boss: Have you seen the beautiful vehicle promos they do on top gear?
Boss’s Nephew: Yes, Those are great!
Boss: Can you do those on iMovie with your phone and a weekend trial at a stock video footage website?
Boss’s Nephew: I got you fam. 

Coit’s Root Beer Drive-In in OKC, the first opened in 1954 and the last of the 3 locations closed in 2012. I’ve not been, as I moved away almost 20 years ago, but from what I understand it returned in 2015 as a food truck and still remains.

A BMW with all the style and interior luxury of a Subaru?
A WRX with 2WD and the reliability of an M3 built in a shed?
SIGN ME UP!!

I only have 2 items that personalize my office at work. One is a picture of my wife and me, the other is the Tron: Legacy lightcycle Lego set. 

I want to paint my motorcycle Vantablack, but continue wearing refelctive and high viz gear. I want to look like I am floating. 

I thought so, but it never pays to assume someone knows what they are talking about on the internet.

While modern, it does appear to be hand-painted, not a decal.

Mason Dixon is over 500 miles north of I-10 on the Maryland/Pennsylvania border.

I don’t think I’d pay this for an R32 swapped MK II Scirocco, especially not with that interior. Maybe for a Golf Country Syncro with the R32, but not with that damned interior. 

Or even the Mason-Dixon line.
I’ve lived 4 places where AC wasn’t mandatory - Belgium, Germany, Iowa, and Monterey, California.
In Texas, Oklahoma, Florida, and both Carolinas a car or home without AC would have been a deal-breaker.  

For driving pleasure. 

New business idea - pre life-lubed steering wheel covers, like a Pep Boys pair of pre-faded jeans.