Color me cynical. This is going to be a complete dud, and the biggest disappointment felt by a liberal since my wife first saw me naked.

WOTS is Roger Stone has commented to ABC News calling Cohen’s statements untrue.

I like disheveled Senator Sanders. I think he’s adorable. He looks like a humble man who’s been working hard...or a mad scientist. Either way, I like it.

Yes, we should give up nothing, totally, that is an adult conversation when talking about budgetary compromises.

They were always going to cave eventually, thankfully it was only about 1/5 of what Dump wants.

But they didn’t give in to Trump, so what the fuck are you bitching about?

You sound confused. Either it was reported incorrectly or you’re reading it wrong. It says you can pre order, get your game, and you have 30 days after the game launches to get a full refund. How is that bad?

You can also make continual payments until the product is released. So, say you preorder a game console, and it comes out in 10 months, putting down $40 a month is certainly easier for some people than $400 all at once.

I literally get high of these crow-eating tweets, thank you.

Is it bad that I’m happy to pay higher taxes just so all those assholes who voted for him have to pay higher taxes, too?

I think what annoys me more is they (like my parents and millions of other Americans) can only be convinced to vote based on their taxes and nothing else important. 

DBZ Action RPG? Give me an NA release and date and I will give you my money developer.

It’s perfectly acceptable to compare Trump to MLK...

Wallace Shawn Vizzini has better hair is is less evil.

You know how when people can’t find anything nice to say about a person who has few redeeming qualities, they will sometimes say, “She’s a good person, though.”

Republicans think “Footloose” is a documentary

Trump seems to be fostering a situation where a terror attack can happy so he has leeway to enforce xenophobic and racist policies.

Except that’s not what he’s arguing for. He didn’t say that all media should be fair and accurate. He said that any form of media that isn’t fawning toward him should be subject to government censorship, thereby undoing the literal first freedom guaranteed to us.