Congratulations, Mr. HammerheadFistpunch, on COTD! My award to you is a Jeep which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she gets it unstuck.

True story, I dated a guy who lived down the street from the ice cream truck depot in the West Village. Around 5pm, every summer evening, they all roll out as an adorably coordinated sugar-fueled cheer army. The jingles were always delightful because even though they were loud, they just sound like happiness.

WOOOOOO GM trackday V6's! I do need some turbos tho...

And they wonder why we’re angry.

Congratulations, Mr. emilminty, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Lotus which this lovely lady will deliver when she makes sure no parts are going to fall off.

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I learned it from the 80's version of Dad Jokes.

I can’t stand Jake Paul (or Logan Paul). there are so many other infinitely more mature people making greater things on youtube. I don’t get why these two douchenozzles are so popular

Let’s introduce this mouthbreather to other “supercar lifestyle” youtubers so he can prank them.

No, we don’t want wheel contact, and some wheel protection would not be the end of the world, even aesthetically.

All of the blatant travels are making me sick.

Oh Florida.

Ah yes. He’s mad that trucks are parked in front of his property. The logical action is to render them immobile.

He’s RETIRED for fuck’s sake. He has nowhere to be.

At least the truck stood its ground...

Floridaman Strikes Again!

My idiot friends and I wouldn’t have made it through an hour of this before going double agent on each other and driving away while the dunk dude is left alone in the driveway. We were sort of dicks. Also, none of us could dunk.

Two obvious takes

Needs more triangles

Someone near Omaha please buy this for me.